#chrisandkawaii

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Happy birthday to you

You live in a shoe

you look like poopoo

and you smell like it too

chrisandkawaii

Happy birthday to my main bitch over here. You never go on facebook so I posted something on there and I'll do it on here too cause IDGAF.

Thank you for listening to me ramble and joining me with all this fandom bullshit. I'm really happy we got close after high school and Candice basically forced a friendship on us. By extension, though I hold lots of rage towards him, I also thank Ryan Murphy. Glee gave me one of my best friends that I've laughed, cried from laughter, and cried from sadness/frustration with.

I appreciate how upfront you are with me and I have yet to meet (and severely doubt) that I'll ever meet another person like you. You're as quick as a whip and your delivery is whoa. I shouldn't wear mascara around you because I always end up laugh-crying it off cause you're a bitch.

In all seriousness, I'm so happy to have you in my life. I seriously don't know what I'd do without you. You're fucking gay.

Have an amazing birthday. I wish you lots of amazing fics that aren't incomplete and no more shitty plots in glee. If that isn't well wishing, I don't know what is.

Here's to celebrating many more birthdays together cause you're stuck with me 4 lyf. Friendship herpes, ftw. :D

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chrisandkawaii replied to your post: gots myself a summer haircut

wtf you’re so fucking cute you look like a little 50s chick holy shit

i hope you're referring to the human kind not the fluffy yellow bird kind

beccabooface replied to your post: gots myself a summer haircut

Um wow you should stop like being pretty all over my dash. Just kidding keep doing it you’re awesome <3

NO YOU'RE AWESOME

cobuscuscobuscus replied to your post: gots myself a summer haircut

So pretty!!

thank youuuuu <3

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Wait that wasn't me, that's from Morgan Freeman's Wikipedia page.

Ayyyyeeee

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After four years in the military, I moved to Los Angeles, California, where I took acting lessons at the Pasadena Playhouse and dancing lessons in San Francisco in the early 1960s and worked as a transcript clerk at Los Angeles City College. During this period, I also lived in New York City, working as a dancer at the 1964 World's Fair, and in San Francisco, where I was a member of the Opera Ring musical theater group.

Yo, your life sounds like morgan freeman

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I guess I'll just start writing memoirs of my life.

Oh goodie

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Please don't tell me you're masturbating that will be so weird oh my god.

I only use my fingers to turn the pages of the bible. #nunlife

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IT'S FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEN

Haven't seen it yet.

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TO KEEP HER WAAAAAARM IN TIIIIIME

I legit don't even know