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Normally this would be the one time a year I reappear from the void to blog about Eurovision.

For fairly obvious reasons that will not be happening this year.

I cannot watch an event that's supposed to be filled with hashtag love love unity friendship when the murder of Palestinians is being ignored. No thanks.

Apart from the general horrid state of *gestures vaguely at everything* i myself am doing just fine.

#did i update about the neck situation last year?#idk man but anyway i had two herniated discs got surgery and now im doing great!#thats it!#anyway fuck eurovision for robbing me of a good time it just fucking sucks but ya know

Literally stop paying attention for two seconds and I look up to see some sort of croatian macarena circus ymca

#im here for it but also confused

problematiq

europeans when countries sing in their native language

europeans when france sings in french

mrsmarymorstan

Europeans whenever we see a Piano on Stage:

Honestly Australia, loving the vibes, but you missed a great opportunity to put eyelashes on that car

#esc23

This is my first time hearing Finland's song and its both nothing and exactly like I expected

#vibin

allthingsgerman

Eurovision on tumblr be like

unofficial-estonia

Ok but there is concerning lack of clothes being removed in this Eurovision and we're almost halfway through

Also, after just putting that out into the void, I would also like to point out that the last time I posted on here was exactly a year ago during eurovision 2022

At least I'm consistent I suppose

Turns out having damn near debilitating neck pain isn't always related to being 25+ years old but sometimes you just have two herniated disks in your neck that might have been there for 6 years and the size of which would put some in a wheelchair

Cool cool cool cool cool

#also i AM in fact watching eurovision y'all #of course i am #but i am also having a mild existential crisis ya know #scared fucking shitless #but whatcha gon do ya know #surgery #thats what ya gon do