#chrisneen

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eva: (singing) the story of my life i take her home i drive all night to keep her warm

me:

chris:

eva: (singing) this song is about pizza

me: oh mY GOD

[koenigofficial]

chris literally just rapped the entirety of monster and replaced all the bad words it was a masterpiece

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bill clinton, bill clinto, bill pinto, pinto bean!!! coincidence??? I THINK NOT! illuminat confirm!!!

chrisneen

[koenigofficial]

eva: i went to the hospital bc i thought my insides ruptured

me:

chris:

eva: they didn't. i'm still here

me:

chris:

me: ok good

[koenigofficial]

eva: shut up julian casablanket

eva: he's sad trash hobo

eva: he's the kind of guy christine would like

chris: that is actually the kind of guy i would like. a sad trash hobo

me: oh my god