Jun 26, 2015
eva: (singing) the story of my life i take her home i drive all night to keep her warm
me:
chris:
eva: (singing) this song is about pizza
me: oh mY GOD
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eva: (singing) the story of my life i take her home i drive all night to keep her warm
me:
chris:
eva: (singing) this song is about pizza
me: oh mY GOD
hey whT up homes
hEy!!!!!!
just bullying christine hbu
do u wanna make out
?!?!??!?
scoody doo
me too
i'm a good tattoo artist I tattooed a picture of my own foot onto the bottom of my foot
can u give me a tattoo that says “suk a dog dik” with an astronaut dog riding a skateboard ??
do u want me to sew ur head back on I tattoo people I have experience with needles
that seems like a reasonable amount of experience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gosh diddly darn it!! foiled again by those meddling kids!!!!!
i love you
*casually steals ur wallet while ur distracted*
*casually realizes it and takes it back*