#chrisspiss

[iamnotaduckyet]

☠- for an angry text?- for a confused text!?- for an excited text➳- for a fearful text✉- for a normal text☂- for a “are you serious?” text✌- for a happy text✘- for a text that was meant for someone elseツ- for an envious text✿- for a gossipy text❤- for a heartfelt text

that works i mean 

angry text

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; alright, what the actual hell is your problem? do you not know what fuck off means?

confused text

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; alright crabs, the only thing i got from that voicemail was rolled and blunt.

excited text

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; sebastian crabs bas text me back text me back text me back you asshole i gotta tell you something!

fearful text

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; i’m, uh, kinda at the police station, could you pick me up?

normal text

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; meet me behind the school?

'are you serious?' text

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; are you fucking kidding me, crabs?

happy text

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; you know, i could get used to you

a text that was meant for someone else 

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; this whole sex shit isn’t free.

an envious text 

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; i mean, you have people

heartfelt text 

p h o e n i x to s e b a s t i a n;

[text]; i kinda like being with you. it’s weird

[thepositiverpmovement]

chrisspiss is a helpful asshole