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the way my lips pursed so far inward when rin's prime rubbed salt in the wound on 137's dead family just now
Why did i start reading this tweet in the tune of welcome to the black parade 😭
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NOOOO I DID THAT TOO LMAO
I understand that y'all think it's very enlightened and correct to use poor and/or indigenous people as an excuse to justify your own meat consumption, but I have to wonder if you really understand the pervasiveness of the problem. Do you seek out the opinions of vegans of color before deciding that veganism is a white people thing? Do you research the relationship between animal agriculture and settler colonialism before dismissing veganism as antithetical to the struggle for indigenous sovereignty? Do you look into why animal products are so cheap and readily available when animal agriculture is so expensive and difficult before deciding that vegans don't care about human workers and the poor? Do you ask ethical vegans to explain their perspectives or do you parrot talking points and avoid introspection?
The existence of people who cannot go vegan does not justify your unwillingness to change your consumption habits. Given how uninformed y'all seem to be and how infrequently y'all mention any of these topics outside of owning some vegoons, I have to assume that you don't actually care about any of this and just want to eat animal products without feeling bad, which is pretty selfish and pathetic.
NSFW Alphabet - Hop
A: Aftercare (What they do/act like after sex)
After sex, Hop and you will lie there for a good few minutes to catch your breath and let the sensitivity die down- whether it be a quickie, rough and passionate, or slow and sensual- you two are going to at least get a few minutes of rest before he starts to clean around. He’ll do his best to move you into a more comfortable position, clean fluids that may have spilled, brush away at sweat and fixing your hair- its light care that isn’t too heavy. Unless it was a particularly rough session, then he’ll put on aloe vera or soothing cream.
B: Body part (Their favorite body parts of their partners)
He loves your neck. He just likes to pepper kisses against it or hide into the soft curve of your neck. It’s a weird fascination with it- he just likes your neck. On a more sexual aspect, he loves to leave it marked or see a bulge against it when you swallow him.
C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)
It’s a pleasant taste; a slightly salty aftertaste but nothing harsh on the tongue. He prefers to have you painted in his seed rather than have you swallow it or inside of you. Even just ejaculating onto your intimates will be enough for him to pleasure himself throughout the next few days. There’s something so pleasing about him seeing your body coated in his seed.
D: Dirty Secret
Hop’s dirty secret is him pleasuring himself while you slept. He woke up rather needy and he didn’t want to bother you so he took to his phone, found a few pictures that you had sent him accompanied with dirty talk, and pleasured himself. He hadn’t told you and often still does this next to you. He enjoys the feeling of doing something rather taboo next to you.
E: Experience (How experienced are they?)
He isn’t experienced. He has a few experiences under his belt but it’s nothing enough to let him know what he’s doing without constantly checking on his partner. What he lacks in experience, he makes up for his eagerness and desire to learn. He knows how to pleasure you and will allow you to guide him while he holds a flustered face and shaky hands.
F: Fantasy (A fantasy of theirs)
His fantasy is taking you away to a remote part of the region, let it just be the two of you and your team and have no worries of responsibilities while you two share a week together. He doesn’t want disruptions, he just wants to spend some time with you uninterrupted and let the weekend fly by with various activities and things that you two normally couldn’t in a more populated area.
G: Got Caught (How they react when they get caught having sex)
He gets incredibly flustered. He will cease his movements and depending on the position you both are in, he’s covering your body and throwing a blanket, pillow, or shirt over your body and hide your face. He doesn’t want to be caught and he certainly doesn’t want people to see you in a way only he is supposed to.
H: (Are they groomed down there? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
He’s groomed. He doesn’t keep a close cut nor is he shaved but he does keep it trimmed. The hair is a slightly paler color, nothing too noticeable unless you’re really looking at it.
I: Intimacy (How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex)
Being intimate with Hop has a high chance of him pulling out all the stops on trying to set the mood. He’s focusing on your pleasure first, trying to work you up while letting his hands wander back to himself on the occasion. During sex, it depends on the type of sex, most of the time, its semi-romantic, compliments and soft touches, but after sex is less so. It’s a tiresome activity and after you both are clean, he’ll either hold your hand for rest or kiss you quickly if you two need to part ways.
J: Journey (Their ideal way of leading up to sex)
He has no ideal way to lead up to it but most of the time, it does start with a trail of kisses against your face that lead to your neck and suckle on the soft spot with wandering hands that cup at your chest.
K: Kinks
A kink he was rather hesitant to share with you but was incredibly excited to partake on was bondage. He was excited to see you tied up and blindfolded, to have a sense lost but the others amplified- even if it’s only by a few, but to see you struggle and hear your ragged breathing, it just does something to him. He likes having you at his control, to see you whine under him and struggle against the bonds.
L: Location (Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc.)
He prefers sex to be in private. As long as it’s inside the safety of a home without the risk of intrusion, he is happy having you anywhere. He rather not have sex in a risky situation because he doesn’t want people walking in and seeing something they shouldn’t have.
M: Masturbation (How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to)
Hop masturbates frequently. He has a high sex drive and if you’re tired out, he doesn’t want to overdo it unless he has your consent. But most of the time, he just prefers to relieve himself either next to you or before he comes to see you. It’s a nice stress reliever.
N: No (A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do)
He won’t degrade you. He isn’t a fan of humiliation or degradation and no matter the amount of pleading, he won’t do it. He doesn’t like seeing you in distress that isn’t one with a nervous smile. He wants to know that you’re having fun with him rather than crying or gasping for breath.
O: Oral (Do they like to give or receive? Are they skilled?)
He prefers to receive. He’ll happily give- he’ll get on his knees and nuzzle his face into your sex, but he’ll want to be on the receiving end. He likes seeing you on your knees, worshiping his cock, pressing wet kisses against him and moan around him. However, if gives, he is skilled. He’ll listen to what you want, remember what you like and stay in a constant pace until you’re creaming against his face.
P: Position (Their favorite position to have sex in)
He likes having you from behind. He wants to have your back pressed against his chest, a slender hand cupping at your breasts, nipples played with as he kisses and sucks on your neck.
Q: Quickie (Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc.)
While Hop wouldn’t say no to a quickie, he doesn’t prefer them. He wants the actual act of sex and while a quickie is fun for the roughness of it and the giddiness that comes with it, he wants the long process of it where he can take his time and make both of you feel good.
R: Rough (How rough they are, or get, when in bed)
Hop can get rather rough. He isn’t one to manhandle you but he will push you against a wall, hold you by the neck roughly and soothe it over with kisses, and nip around your body enough to leave marks that will last for only a few days. He won’t be rough with you to make you cry but he will want to see with a bit of glossy eyes or shaking body.
S: Stamina (How long they can go before they tap out)
He can last for a rather long time. He has enough stamina to go on until you’re shaking around him and having your eyes roll to the back of your head or have them begin to droop. If you can’t last as long as he can, he won’t pressure you to continue and will relieve himself and take care of you.
T: Toys (Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc.)
Oddly enough, he doesn’t use toys. He isn’t a fan of the feeling of them- the texture of it throws him off and he doesn’t like them as much as it’s a hassle to clean. He does own one fleshlight that he hardly uses. He will use toys on you however, just to stimulate a further response from you.
U: Unfair (How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc.)
He loves to tease you. He likes seeing you squirm and beg for him to continue, to have that breathless look and see your face deepen in color with hands that go to grab onto him. His teasing comes off with him teasing around your entrance, circling it with his tongue before actually dipping inside of you. He likes to restrict a bit of your orgasm, pulling away before you actually get to taste it. he won’t tease you for long, only withhold the orgasm and more sensual touches until he’s close so he can see you and feel you tighten around him.
V: Volume (How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc.)
Hop can control his volume. Due to living arrangements, he can stay to quiet whimpers and muffled moans against your lips or go into loud moans that echo in the room. Most often, when he leads to the actual act of orgasm, his moans grow breathy and he’s panting against you, murmuring your name and groaning out in pleasure.
W: Wild Card (Random sin-canon of any sort)
He’s cried during sex. While his stamina is high, he still has sensitivity and if you let him continue until he’s fully satisfied and shooting blanks, there is a high chance that his eyes will water and he’ll murmur your name as he reaches his high for the final time, letting tears slip out as he gets this faraway look on his face.
X: X-Ray (How they look with their clothes off)
He’s rather lean. He has a hint of muscle on his abdomen and arms that bulge a bit but he isn’t exactly built enough to be muscular. His cock is a rather good length, standing at seven inches when aroused with a good girth around it but he is more of a “length” person rather than girth.
Y: Yearning (How often they need to have sex)
He’ll need sex at least three times a week but due to his stamina, he can have sex more frequently than that. There are times that he doesn’t really need sex so often but he likes the act of it and if you happen to be in a heat type situation, then he can have sex whenever you want to.
Z: ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep after having sex)
Hop will take a bit of rest after sex but enough for it to just regain a bit of energy so he can clean you and then himself. Once that is done, he’ll sleep fairly quickly. His stamina is depleted after sex and he’ll just go to sleep with you close by. If the sex wasn’t strenuous, then he can stay up for a few minutes to talk or bring you a light snack to regain some type of energy.
me going batshit crazy about small details and intricate parts of my story that only i will be reading
that fatws rumor...what a nightmare that would be sdkjfkjs
you're still a shitty person.
Yes and obviously you’re still insecure and salty if you felt the need to remind me of this lmao oh my god are you kidding me right now?? for real? Christ it’s been literally fucking months dude I cannot believe you wasted precious seconds to send me this hahahahahaha thanks man, i needed a good laugh :)