fast forward to christmas dinner by paprikadotmp4
tags: batman, jaytim, fake dating, humor, identity porn, mutual pining, getting together, batfamily shenanigans, tim is not a batfam member, jason is tim's robin, tim knows, jason is a menace, tim is a little shit, trans jason, trans tim, (these will come up later so i'm tagging them now), rating may change from T to E
"Oh my god, I need you to be my boyfriend immediately," Jason blurts out. He hears choking or what might be someone's best imitation of a cat being strangled, but ignores it. He drags his eyes away from the shelves of curated Batman memorabilia to look Tim dead in the eye. "I need you so fucking bad." "W-what?!" Tim says, cheeks tinged pink. It’s like Christmas has come three weeks early. For the first time since coming up with this half-hatched plan, Jason isn't stuck on worrying whether it'll work—he's thinking about how much fun it'll be when the guy he brings home can't stop talking about superheroes. To his superhero family. While his superhero family hides their superhero business right under Tim's non-superhero nose. Jason fucking loves a good comedy.
Well, damn, Jay. It's a good thing Tim does too.