@auras3ye asked: get out of my house before i call the cops . (affectionate) / for millie
breaking into warren's place was nothing unusual for millie. so what if she had a key? breaking in was a lot more fun. besides, she can't let her lockpicking skills go to waste! what if she needed them and she was rusty? it'd be a tragedy! not to mention absolutely humiliating. plus, breaking into warren's house without warning and seeing his reactions to her sudden presence was always the highlight of any day.
this time, millie had come bearing gifts in the form of chinese takeout. she hummed a christmas tune under her breath as she began sitting everything out, only pausing to raise an eyebrow when warren threatened her. "the cops? really? i didn't peg you as a r.epublican, warren." her voice was flat even as her dark eyes sparkled with amusement. "besides, i suggest not wasting your time calling those useless fucks. if they can't shoot someone, they probably won't show up." she rolled her eyes as she finished setting the table.
"i got your favorites." she sat down heavily, eagerly reaching for her food. "sit. relax. take the stick outta your ass."












