#christosposting

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“modern worship repeats itself ahah” honestly i don’t give a shit i’ll hear the same two lines 18478338 times it actually goes hard and i’m done pretending it doesn’t eat every time

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christian white girls when they hear christian music that isn’t for king and country

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this is such a stupid anecdote but i thought you might appreciate it: my first job was at a christian summer camp and during the week before camp officially started, the whole staff made a big walmart trip in the nearest town to get supplies. and im chilling in the snack aisle with my friends and suddenly the camp director, who was a minister, walks by determinedly pushing a shopping cart FULL of grape juice (which was a comical image in and of itself) and muttering under his breath "now where the hell do they have wafers" and that was so hysterically funny it took a couple minutes for us to catch our breath and pick ourselves up off the floor. buying communion in walmart. likely thing for a pastor to be doing i suppose

STOOPDNDJBDJDBDD I’M FUCKING CRYING THATS HILARIOUS

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always remember white version of i thank God is more evil than the devil

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called wilderlove by john mark mcmillan 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear have we become just pedestrian?

my buddy john mark mcmillan pacing: the wilderlove is hidden within us

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happy reformation day pray for the lutheran kids who have to watch luther instead of trick-or-treating

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very niche joke for the girls

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looking at a lutheran college rn and one of their convictions is “luther’s understanding of the two realms” the two WHAT now?????????