The Blob of Basic Survival
for those who wake up tired, try anyway, and call it a win.
Meet the Blob — a soft, grey symbol of exhausted optimism.
He’s been awake since 2019, powered by anxiety, lukewarm coffee, and the quiet will to keep existing.
He’s not here to motivate you.
He’s here to validate your survival.
Because sometimes, brushing your teeth IS character development. Sometimes, getting out of bed is a hero’s journey. And sometimes, the kindest thing you can do is just… keep trying, badly.
Perfect for:
professional overthinkers
work-from-bed philosophers
gentle nihilists with a caffeine dependency
Wear it. Sip from it. Gift it to your fellow barely-functioning humans. The Blob forgives your unread messages and supports your next nap.
If you want to adopt him (metaphorically or via Redbubble), he’s quietly waiting here: 🩶 → The Blob of Basic Survival on Redbubble
Reblog if you’re also keeping the universe running on 3 % battery and vibes.