I'm loving how in a lot of Corbeau fics, his approach to courtship is like that one episode of SpongeBob where Mr. Krabs keeps getting all those gifts for Mrs. Puff and tries to make SpongeBoy MeBob prevent him from spending money with absolutely no success whatsoever.
But Philippe is SpongeBob and Corbeau didn't ask him to stop him, and Philippe isn't really opposed entirely, he just wants his boss to maybe calm down a bit and also reconsider his intentions to propose after only like two weeks, you know?
THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG 😭😭
Absolutely peak refrence I fear, and you’re so right.
Corbeau tells Philippe he’s going to marry you and Philippe’s like “…you can’t marry them yet you don’t even know them.”
“Well I’m not going to propose yet! I’m going to give it a few months. I’m not crazy.”
And Philippe looks at the imaginary camera office style.
No but actually philippe trying to get Corbeau to be normal might be a slept on bit.
Corbeau drops 1k on something for you and Philippe is like “that’s so nice but maybe next time we could try just getting them a coffee.”
“Like the expensive imported coffee? That’s a great idea.”
“That’s not- ok.”












