#chships

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Christmas fun

[calumeyekrinkles-blog]

Am I the only person that heard in Good Girls, "good girls are bad girls that have a big cock" or is that me? (can i also have a ship plz thx)

haha OMG! i hadn’t heard that before, but i probably will no that you’ve mentioned it 😂 here you go, my precious child!

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelBest friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelSecret admirer: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  bothWho says “i love you” first: you  | him  | bothWho uses pet nicknames more: you  | him  | bothSong on shuffle: The Edge of Tonight by All Time Low (one of my personal favs!)

send me ship requests!!!!!

[calumeyekrinkles-blog]

what is your favorite feature of calums? (physically or personality-wise) i hope your day today was amazing! also (this might be really hard sorry) wyr go puppy-shopping with calum but not be able to buy any pups, or go out and buy a puppy with the other three but not get to see calum's cute interactions w all the puppies? ♥♥ thank you babe! (i hope i'm not too late, homework is a time-consuming hassle)

i feel ya on the homework, ren! i think my favorite feature of calum is actually a personality trait. he is so loving and protective towards his friends and especially his family. i really admire that about him! and i would rather go puppy-shopping with calum but come home empty handed. we would like to take our time and adopt from a shelter anyway 😉

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelBest friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelSecret admirer: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  bothWho says “i love you” first: you  | him  | bothWho uses pet nicknames more: you  | him  | bothSong on shuffle: White Wedding by Billy Idol

send me ship requests!!!!!

[calumeyekrinkles-blog]

Hey Megan its Julia. i am currently sitting here struggling with my education homework so i need a ship to procrastinate haha ;)

well i’m more than happy to provide you with a distraction, pretty lady! as for the dog question you asked earlier, calum and i would adopt a cavalier king charles spaniel puppy. they are seriously the best and cal seems to love small dogs. perfect 😍

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelBest friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelSecret admirer: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  bothWho says “i love you” first: you  | him  | bothWho uses pet nicknames more: you  | him  | bothSong on shuffle: Sheena Is A Punk Rocker by the Ramones 

send me ship requests!!!!!

[calumeyekrinkles-blog]

Ship ME PLS im desperate and lonely af (shit that was sad) :))

aren’t we all desperate and lonely af tho? hopefully this will cheer you up, baby girl 👑

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelBest friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelSecret admirer: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  bothWho says “i love you” first: you  | him  | bothWho uses pet nicknames more: you  | him  | bothSong on shuffle: i actually don’t have this in a playlist but i know you like miley cyrus, so i’m gonna make your song I Can’t Be Tamed (also my guilty pleasure)

send me ship requests!!!!!

[calumeyekrinkles-blog]

HI MEGAN! just wonderin if i can have a ship, also are you little caesars bc you're hot and i'm ready ;)))))))) ok bye lol

ava, my precious bean 🌸 i want to hear all these pick up lines you’ve got! teach me your ways

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelBest friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelSecret admirer: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  bothWho says “i love you” first: you  | him  | bothWho uses pet nicknames more: you  | him  | bothSong on shuffle: Lithium by Nirvana

send me ship requests!!!!!

[calumeyekrinkles-blog]

I'd like a ship!!! (it's Tiffany by the way)

so i just stalked your blog and found your selfie, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE SO ADORABLE?? i’ve never wanted to give someone a hug so bad! alrighty kitten, let’s get to the ship 😊

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelBest friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelSecret admirer: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  bothWho says “i love you” first: you  | him  | bothWho uses pet nicknames more: you  | him  | bothSong on shuffle: Wrapped Around Your Finger (which Michael sings to you with his acoustic guitar on your anniversary)

send me ship requests!!!!!

[calumeyekrinkles-blog]

[in the style of Adele] hello, it's me. I was wondering if after all this time you'd like to ship (me).

abby you are fucking amazing and i love you 💗 here’s your ship, sassy pants 

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelBest friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael (you fell in love with your bff ☺️)Who you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelDrunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelSecret admirer: Calum | Ashton | Luke | MichaelWho wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  bothWho says “i love you” first: you  | him  | bothWho uses pet nicknames more: you  | him  | bothSong on shuffle: I Fought the Law by The Clash

send me ship requests!!!!!