#chubby!bruce headcanons

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I HAVE A QUESTION what do chubby steve chubby tony and ofc chubby bruce do for xmas! Also i imagine there fighting for warmth

Hey! Hope you’re having a decent winter break! 

Well, good news is, Bruce is a natural furnace. The boys can’t go terribly cold with all the heat Bruce gives off. But Tony is the cold one out of the three. In winter, he’s usually the one sleeping in the middle, with both Bruce and Steve flanking his sides. He’s snug as a bug in a rug. Having plenty of hot chocolate and Star(k)bucks drinks helps, too.

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Does Bruce ever struggle with falling into bad habits foodwise? Like counting calories since a lot of restaurants now put calories on menus. How do the guys help him deal with this?

Lol! Bruce in the Infundo universe has the opposite problem; he’s learned that he needs a lot calories, and he’s more than quadrupled his calorie consumption and his body has gotten used to his gluttinous behavior. Food is pleasurable to him, and he’s really not a calorie-counting sort of guy. Not that he was before.

Now, in my other chubby!Bruce universe (Twice the Man), Bruce had an actual eating disorder. Counting calories was part of the problem. Being calorie averse he imposed restrictive eating rules on himself, and food itself was one of his major issues. Food triggered him due to his past issues with his father.

Bad habits these days would probably include eating in bed or in the lab...places that (technically) you’d prefer crumb-free.