But wh-what if chubby waiter Chris 🥺🥴 👉👈

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But wh-what if chubby waiter Chris 🥺🥴 👉👈
Seeing your acc pop up again and then looking at Chris has made my brain fiend on thoughts of chubby C. Evans kssbskdndkdkld sorry just thought you should know how iconic ur impact is
haha I'm always happy to inspire chubby cevans thoughts :D
I have said this many times but I can just imagine him so perfectly getting chubby, like all those pictures we have of him drinking beer 😩😩 and the calories in alcohol can so easily add up (mild intox warning for under the cut)
((The last day of my spring break is almost over a week is not long enough lol. Sorry these are taking me so long, we’ve been busy! I love chris but I suck at drawing him in this style lmao. Outfits meme
Abbi’s ko-fi | Bodie’s ko-fi
Evanstan on the (rotted) brain:
Chris goes in for a routine doctor's appointment, a checkup, nothing too important, and, oh, would you look at that? His doctor tells him he's put on weight. His doctor casually asks if he's bulking for a role or something because of it, knowing what he does for work, but Chris isn't. He's enjoying his chill-era, not focusing so hard on working. He hasn't been doing anything differently! But Chris keeps that to himself only to come home and confidently tell Sebastian about it can't be. "I would notice where 15 lbs went if I gained 15 lbs, I'm not oblivious."
But... the thing is, that he is.
He has no idea that he's put on that weight (and is well on his way to add more if he doesn't figure out what he 'isn't doing differently') because it's all in his ass and thighs.
Sebastian knows. He can see it. He wouldn't sabotage himself, though, so he agrees, patting Chris on the back, soothing him, "You're right, you're right. There's no way! There must be something up with the scale they have. You look the same to me, and you look great, babe."
Sebastian is crossing his fingers, wanting nothing more than to know where more weight will end up. Sebastian always fantasized thought, privately, if Chris let himself go, he'd get a big, round beer belly to match his broad, heavy shoulders. But, the idea that he might get all bottom heavy instead has Sebastian's mouth watering. He can't resist just one grope of Chris's bigger, wider ass before going back to what he was doing before Chris interrupted him, home from the doctor's.
The brain rot won't stop... Chris Evans and sweets 😳🥴
Maybe he's not a big dessert guy, but he does like candy, specifically Starburst jelly beans
Chris is full of jellybeans
Cookies and cream ice cream is his favorite
Romantic ice cream, 12 flavors (I hope he ate them all 🫣)
"I like ice cream! If you don't take it away from me, I won't stop!"
All pairings are James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers unless otherwise indicated and everything should be in the order it was posted.
Last updated: 2025-10-01
Hear me out okay so on twitter I’ve noticed lots of people point out that at the different gray man premieres Chris’ shirt buttons have been straining and I just can’t help but wonder if you have any ideas regarding that. Bc ik my mind is going wild w Chris evans tittys
dude 100% omg I was thinking about that!
1. whoever his stylist is: thank you 😌 and also, bless this shirt from the Lightyear premiere
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howww is he allowed to look this good, the grey in his beard 🥵 the freckles 🥵 the tattoo peeking out 🥵 and the shirt?? that is tailored tight! my obsession with button-up shirts is unreal 😂
more, uhh, kinky thoughts below the cut