bruno wg headcanons perhaps? i think if he held the capo position for longer, he would definitely be indulging a whole lot and making his team do more of the heavy lifting so he could stay behind and "do paperwork" (go out to lunches and dinners way more often than he should)!
Omggg Bruno!! Any of the part 5 gang really deserves to be fat mafiosos honestly, like it should be canon. Literally Bruno just staying in, dealing with all those negotiation dinners, of course fattening himself up with all that pasta.
Bruno keeps insisting that he won’t overindulge, but, some pasta is just so tasy how could he not? Besides, the more wine he’s being offered the more he finds himself wanting to pair that wine with pasta... Maybe some bread, oh... and you know maybe some other dishes too.
I think he gains weight in his thighs first, that’s when he starts noticing that maybe he’s put on some weight, and then soon enough he realizes he’s having a harder time getting out of bed - looks like someone’s belly is starting to hang over his pants a bit more.
He really should cut back on overindulging so much, but he really can’t help it. It would be rude of him to refuse going out to these lunch and dinner outings. And it would be even more rude of him to not order any food when going out...
Well, maybe he can test the limits of his pants just a bit more :) It’s not like he’s gained THAT much weight right? :)