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jokes for the seoul #2: [part one]

- what do you call an oriental cheese? parm-asian - what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? halloumi. - what do you call a talkative drink? chai tea - did you hear about the angry pancake? he just flipped. - how often do I make chemistry jokes? periodically. I actually told one the other day but there was no reaction. - what are the strongest days of the week? saturday & sunday. all those other days are weak days. - how do you get an octopus to giggle ten giggles? you give them tentacles 

                             POSTED ON: 15 Aug 13 •  Thu 01:30                                        [ iN ] ♡ 45 • ☆ 43 • ⇆ 39

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Send “ø” for a late night text.

[text: 동현형] hyung why didnt the melons get married?

[text: 동현형] because they cantaloupe. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[text: 동현형] ahh I’m so funny.

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taeyeon: /uses her inhaler

chanhee: I wonder how inhalers feel whenever they're being used....

taeyeon: ....

chanhee: toilets must feel like shit...

taeyeon: my god, stop I'm going to die...

chanhee: /chuckles/ sorry. one thought led to another.

taeyeon: I thought wrong for the first one and then... that...

chanhee: I would ask how but then I'm not really surprised that you would think wrong since you can make everything sound wrong... people end up pissing toilets off.... /laughs/ ah... wow I needa stop.

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Sunmi: when am I never right?

Chanhee: when you're going left.

Sunmi: you little-

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TEENTOP 천지 @wowous • 9m ago

how often do i make chemistry jokes? periodically. I actually just told one the other day. there was no reaction...

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I'm not sad but can I hear some of those nice jokes??

I walked into my sisters room & tripped on her bra. It was a booby trap.

You want to hear a Riddle? Tom.

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look alittle pail.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. 

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business.

What do you call a pony’s cough? A little horse.

Why couldnt dracula’s wife sleep? because of his coffin.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea & not they bay? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called baygulls.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

I tried to catch some fog… I mist

What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra

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I walked into my sisters room & tripped on her bra.

It was a booby trap.