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in “there is a light that never goes out” by the smiths

the line where he says “and if a double decker bus”

i stg each time i hear it as “deviled egg”

...and if a deviled egger bus crashes into us....

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trying to figure out how to force myself to do work

when im so depressed that i cant even force myself to do things that i enjoy

The Struggle™

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Fellas is it gay if you wish to smooch a guy whilst being held in his tender embrace 🤔

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Hey!! I wanna get better at drawing people.

If you wouldn’t mind me drawing you (BUT you won’t get upset if I never get around to doing it) Then please let me know by commenting on this post with your selfie tag!! (or just send me one or something) If I draw you I’ll send you the result :3

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Nyello today I did some good work and then I treated myself by playing starbound It’s hard but I’m liking it! One of those games I’ve had sitting in steam unplayed for a while, but I’m glad I bought it now for sure

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So, a few interesting things from the Megamind comics (And what’s the general consensus on how exactly canon those are, anyway?)

First of all, Minion was always a super cutie and oh my, he was SO excited for prom:

He had a fun time dancing and getting prepared... Very sweet Now, something I find interesting... Megamind sometimes wears more than just eyeliner, such as a full eyeshadow look here:

Nice, huh?

And he has a LOT of cosmetics, even more than pictured here:

Including red lipstick?? I mean, I guess it could be Roxannes, but as of these comics they don’t seem to be at the relationship level where they’d be leaving stuff at each others houses, you know? Still, this is very interesting... I highly doubt that red would be ‘his colour’ (Incidentally, I own what I think would be a perfect complimentary shade...) But it IS the classic dramatic lip colour that everyone first thinks of, isn’t it? So maybe it was bought on a whim without too much thought put into it? As an attempt at added drama, or something? To get to the point, this really makes me want to see him in full makeup!

(Oh, and sidenote: *ahem* What is that green and black thing? >_> I mean it could be mascara or something but, uh, yeah, my mind goes elsewhere...)

Anyway, another thing, he doesn’t seem to know a whole lot about the wildlife on his planet? A blue dog dropped from a pod in the sky and he assumed it must be another survivor from home... Or maybe he was just clinging to hope, and in denial? When it turned out it was a mutated Earth dog, this bit of dialogue happened:

Oh dear :(

There are a few other things I noticed (Such as Roxanne had shoulder length hair as a teen, but she cut it short for the prom! And I guess she liked it that way, since she has that short style as an adult...) But I didn’t want this to get too long.. :P

Also, shout out to The Booty:

*snickers*

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I finally treated myself to some new headphones (Because my old ones were broken... The ear on one side was almost silent and I had to hold the wire at an angle to hear anything, whilst the other side periodically blasted outrageously loud bursts of static into my ear)

And omg everything sounds so good I’m so happy I mean they’re still... Cheap for headphones and there were a lot of people in the reviews saying the sound quality is “what you pay for” (ie, not great) But they’re the most I’ve ever spent on headphones because I’m a massive cheapskate so to me they sound amazing lol Listening to my favourite music feels like hearing it new all over again it’s great

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Ok this is nsfw but I had a dream where I was at some big camping event and one of the organised activities was a competition that was literally some sort of orgy? And there was this woman moderating the whole thing marching around yelling “no penetration or there will be consequences!” I was teamed with this really attractive woman and old guy, and I jokingly ask “I wonder what consequences?” The moderator overhears and says “It’s no laughing matter, I’ll make sure he gets fired” (Pointing at the old guy) So I turned to him, surprised, like “dude you work here?” And he was all “No I work somewhere else, she can’t fire me” To which she replied “Be careful, I have that power”, and marches away. It really put a damper on the whole affair tbh.