#sereshaw

[queersightings]

being into top gun is so embarrasing because how do i explain that this military propaganda movie has dynamics that rom-coms wish they had

[welcometololaland]

things bradley has thought part 1 (part 2)

[mxrcusflint]

Hangster but put them on The Bachelor

[unrelaxing]

Mav not liking Jake and not liking Jake dating his only child is an amazing concept, ESPECIALLY when all his reasons are that Jake is too much like him. But it's even funnier if he doesn't realise it.

"He rides a motorcycle without a helmet! He better not be giving Bradley rides on that thing."

"Guy thinks he's God's gift to aviation."

"He's an insubordinate ass and thinks orders are suggestions."

Funny levels increase further if Ice finds absolutely nothing wrong with Bradley's taste in men, but is ALSO completely oblivious to the fact that he feels that way because HE has Bradley's taste in men—

"I've always thought holding onto someone while riding a motorcycle is very romantic."

"Confidence is sexy, dear."

"Well, you certainly don't want Bradley with a yes man."

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[personfrommars10]

Maverick: Goose, I hate him, he's so annoying and I want to punch his perfect face and-

Goose: uh-huh, is that so

*Years later*

Bradley: Dad, I can't do this, I hate him, he so annoying and I want to punch his perfect face and-

Goose: Carole, come deal with your son's relationship problems I can't do this a second time

[notholaenas]

🤲

[misaothewitch]