#cilvir answer

[tailsdoll6]

welcome-to-chao-hub

"Pzztt...... PZZTT!! Whizkeyy!! Whizkeyy,, whatt''z a Chaoo??"

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"AAAAAAAA OHMYGOZH ITT''Z ZO CUTEE!! ITT'Z SO CUTEE!! HEAVEN EXIZTZ AND ITT''Z FULL OF CHAOZ THEYY''RE JUZT ZO CUTEE!! LOOK LOOK LOOK THIZ ONE HAS A HATT!! LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE HATT!! OH MY GOZH II''M CRYING ITT''Z SO CUTEE!! DOEZ HUB ZTAND FOR HEAVEN BECAUZE WELCOME TO CHAO HEAVENN,, I DIED FROM HOW CUTE THEY AREE!! THIZ ONE IZ DANCING OH MY GOZHH!!"

So, uh, this blog actually focuses on rp, not specifically on Chao. What do you think about- Cilvir? Hello? Yeah, he's sobbing and watching the dancing Chao gif. I uh. I don't think numbers can describe the amount of joy you've given him. Congrats, you broke him. In like, a good way, it seems.

[tailsdoll6]

Cilvir.... is so cute I cry;; <33333333

He is a doll!! He will give everyone cuddles for free!! He’s also a dumbass though, so don’t be surprised if he destroys your toaster because it scared him and he doesn’t want you to get hurt. KJHFKSFH I just thought of like a vine idea where he’d be looking into the camera in a weirdly aggressive stance before yelling out “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!” And then turn around while running but immediately slams into and knocks over a chair or something and then tumbles down and gets tangled in the chair or something. He is not a clever fellow. But he tries so hard!!! 

LKJFHK OKAY SO LIKE!!! Anyone remember that post abt Cilvir crushing on @tavvys-trolls Hiroki? Where I thought making the post would calm him down?? Where I tried to appease the beast??? Yeah that didn’t work and now he keeps yelling at stuff like “LISTEN, OKAY, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE CUTE  AND GOOD IF I WENT TO GO SAY HI, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, CASUALLY FALL ASLEEP WITH HIM WHILE CUDDLING IN HIS LAB” And I can’t fuckin’ argue with that logic. “WHAT IF IT WAS LIKE THAT THING!!! THAT ONE THING!!! WHERE THEY KISS!!! AND HE SAYS ‘this requires further experimentation’ AND I JUST THINK YOU’RE NOT EVEN GIVING ME A CHANCE!!!” Like honey no, sweetie, he’s fleet, he bad, he wouldn’t care about you, save yourself, he would ju- “YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! I COULD!!! CHANGE HIS MIND!!! MAYBE!!” Cilvir go to sleep!!! Before I give in to my lack of impulse control!!

[tailsdoll6]

"You're not a monster." (from sidon c:)

"II...... Uhh......"

You don't have the heart to tell him he's wrong. He's so very, very, very wrong. Has he never looked at you? Is he blind and you just never knew? You're a monster. What else is there to describe you? Nearby towns are too afraid of you to get near your forest, you're a weird mix of animal and troll, you eat other trolls because there's next to no wildlife in the woods you have the heart to kill, and you have voices in your head that tell you that everyone hates you. Textbook monster.

[tailsdoll6]

Hey Cilvir, any thoughts on Chow’s mate?

"CHOW HAZ A MATEE?! OH I BET WEE''LL BE GREAT FRIENDZZ!! What are they likee?? Are they one of the fizh that Chow zmellz likee?? Are they nicee?? Are they funn?? I cann"t wait to meet themm!!"

Oh honey. Oh honey, no. It's a good thing asks aren't canon, otherwise you'd probably be in real trouble for once. Not like any of the other Tyrians that have come after you actually killed you either, but they usually put up a real good fight. The real problem is that you would never want to hurt Chow. Either way, this will be an interesting encounter.

[tailsdoll6]

Oh? What's this? It appears that a large pumpkin is sitting just outside of Cilvir's hive! How odd... even more intriguing is the fact that a strikingly familiar scent seems to cling to it, and on top of that, a scribbled note sits beneath the pumpkin. Said note reads "Dear Cilvir, Ashter said you were wanting a pumpkin, so I picked one that I was growing for you! It's the least I can do to thank you for helping me, but I do have plenty more if you'd like to come see. Love, Lu."

You walk outside your-

"HOLY FUCK-heck- ITT''Z A PUMPKIN why iz there paper on my pumpkinn??"

Can you not interrupt your own inner m-

"ITT''Z GOT THINGIEZ ON ITT!! What are they ca-LETTERZZ!! Too bad I cann''t readd!!"

You put the note in your back pocket to ask someone about later. You then sit in front of the pumpkin, inspecting it closely to make sure its safe. That would've been the smart thing to do. What you actually did was sit next to it and put it your lap. You assumed it was safe when you caught that one friend of yours' scent on it.

"THANK YOU FRIENDD!!"

You then sink your teeth into the side of the pumpkin, biting off a chunk and eating it. This goes on for about half an hour, when the pumpkin is no more than juice slathered in your face.

It is a good day.

[tailsdoll6]

Hey Cilvir guess what

OWO Whatt''z upp,, fwiendd??

[tailsdoll6]

🥠 another for Cilvir!!!

[When all else seems to fail, smile for today and just love someone.]

"I NEED AN ADULT WHO CAN READ PLEAZEE!!"

Jeez. How are you alive? Oh yeah. Murder in the self defense. You are told by the mun. Again.

"THATT''Z WHAT II''VE BEEN ZAYINGG!! If we all juzt loved a little bit moree,, then no one would would have to be mean to anyonee!! Waitt,, no onee''s forced to be meann?? Then why are theyy?? I donn"t get itt,, being mean feelz zoo...... Awfull!! I hate being meann!! I donn"t think that anyone really needz to be meann.. Like Torii!! Waitt,, II''ve alwayz been confuzedd,, iz he a highbloodd,, or a mutantt?? I cann''t telll!! I waz told hee''z a Tyriann,, which izz "zimilar to my bodyy''z capabilitiezz'' or whatever that meanzz.. But back to Torii!! I donn''t think hee''z mean all the way through like he zhowzz!! I meann,, everyone haz a mazkk,, whether it be to copee with zociey or trauma or zomething elzee.. I bet if you looked pazt the hemoloyal jerkwad that he pretendz to bee,, you might a find a nicerr,, uhh...... Hemoloyalizt underneathh!! That doez remind me, I think I have a neighbor in the woodz nearbyy!! I wanna zay hii,, but firzt I think II''m gonna leave them a prezent or twoo!! They look a little ztrangee,, but who am I to judgee!!"

(Tori and Corpse (the possible neighbor) both being to @homicidalfantrolls!!!)

"Thamk you for the cookiee!!"

[tailsdoll6]

The Moon for Cilvir

The Moon: If given a paper and markers, what would they draw?

Ya'll remember this??? Yeah. He would doodle and scribble all over his face. AND HE DRAW ALL OF HIS FAVORITE PEOPLE!!! LIKE CHOW AND SABLEY AND AANDRU AND MALIKA AND HIS DOG DAD NEON