Nov 26, 2024
quiz: do you want a child, or do you want someone you can show the original saw to without them knowing the twist?
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quiz: do you want a child, or do you want someone you can show the original saw to without them knowing the twist?
i lived it: i got kicked off of smile 2 because i couldn't stop smizing and sexing the camera
Iva Bittová as Eržika in a cult musical adaptation of "Nikola the Outlaw" (written by Ivan Olbracht, first published in 1933)
CINEMA CORNER:New Moon
WOMEN ARE A BREED APART AND CANNOT BE UNDERSTOOD. END OF STORY.
Jesus Wept
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CINEMA CORNER: Let The Right One In
Really engrossing. Best coming-of-age film EVER? (Although I always hated it when my girlfriend turns out to be one of the undead and just want you as another Renfield--what the hell is this, TWILIGHT? Typical woman....fickle bitches...bah.) ("You think they're *all* bitches. But I'M THE REAL THING.")
Pretentious Smut Update
Highbrow Smut Update. Sappho (Ukraine, 2008). An English language, Ukrainian movie? The backstory of the movie is probably more interesting than this trite tale of self-exploration that would have been incredibly daring, say, 1955. Although I would almost recommend it strictly as a travelogue, the cinematography is beautiful (apparently shot in Crimea, whereever the hell that is). Sophomoric dialogue sounds like some who just had Anthropology 101 and decided they needed to have characters who lecture each other about ancient Greek sexuality. It's the sort of lezz-off biz Philip Kaufman did years ago, but instead of being ponderous, it's merely poorly written, acted etc. etc. etc. BUT If you like Zalman King you'll no doubt love this movie. Also the lead actress can't act, has her face frozen in a permanent smirk like someone who thinks she's still the prom queen, and no matter how profound your ideas, if you have a nasal high-pitched voice, people will just nod and hope you stop talking soon. Strictly for people who will watch any movie with TITS. Otherwise, might want to watch Brisseau's latest if you're just looking for high-class lezzing-off.
Why Veterans Hate "Hurt Locker"
There are many reasons to hate this movie. Several of the uniforms are somewhat inaccurate. A FFCBC patch on an EOD Zeta Alpa Unit? Please! Everyone knows that FFCBC patches were phased out after the 1992 budget reduction of the CCCCBAAZAEG units which eliminated all funding for the POIUQER as well as the OIQERGAIEUAZIQ. And a guy who rolls up his sleeves in a war zone? WTF? That could never happen. Kill people, drop bombs on the wrong house, none of that could ever happen. But roll up your sleeves...