#circusplant

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circusplant replied to your post:ERrURI ouo

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY and i think erwin is the one who tries new kinky stuff and levi’s like “yeAH whatever” and then gets into it later

Levi would probably be like, "that's fucking strange as shit you weirdo" at first, too. Just to kink shame. 

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ERURI ouo

Thank you so much, you dear, dear friend.

makes the bed in the mornings

Erwin has learned over the years to get out of bed the minute Levi wakes up, because if he doesn’t, his ass is getting kicked from those warm covers and onto the cold floor. Levi makes the bed immediately in the morning, regardless of if Erwin wants to cuddle or relax (“relax on the carpet”). He also makes the bed before they sleep, and is not hesitant to remind Erwin to stay still, jerkass, you’ll muss the sheets when they’re going to bed. Erwin’s sleeping form is, therefore, as straight as he is not.

has sole possession of the T.V. remote

They have devised a very strict schedule contingent on what shows air at what times. Violation of schedule results in punishment.

stays up until 2am reading

ERWINNNNN. And it irritates Levi to holy hell, because he can’t sleep with the lamp on, so he has to stay up with him each and every time, playing games on his DS and swearing animatedly at the screen whenever he dies. Erwin tunes him out like a champ.

is the bigger cuddler

Erwin indisputably. He has this fantasy where Levi is the big spoon. They tried it out once - it…wasn’t successful for many reasons and is never to be repeated, much to Erwin’s heartbreak.

does the laundry

Levi leaves so few chores around the house, Erwin has genuine insecurities about his sweat equity in the relationship. Levi assures Erwin has enough ass to compensate for separating the reds from the whites.

mows the lawn

Levi has left that task for Erwin ever since he bought that overexpensive riding tractor mower. Erwin likes to sit in it and drive it around the house with what Levi refers to as his “creepy Suburban father smile.” Erwin knows Levi is just jealous of his fly wheels.

is better at budgeting

Ah, a chore Erwin is better at than Levi! How validating. Erwin is the reason they’re not living off the streets actually.

instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff)

They’re compatible lovers in that they’re both equally fucked up and horny.