#citrustalk

[shoehorseconstant]

yall do NOT fucking sync your shit to icloud. it is not backing your shit up, it is transferring it all to the cloud. i deleted all my shit from icloud because i thought it was still on my local drive and now all of my documents are gone forever =))

[tadeadshihamurder]

here's a copy-pasted piece of a totk rewrite i came up with during the summer (based on how i thought the plot was gonna go after my first few hours in the game)!!

early hyrule:

the rise of ganondorf is more slowburn - sonia and rauru are getting alerts that suspicious things are happening around the kingdom and are traveling around to see...this is when they "collect" the sages. i don't really like the sage ancestors in totk so maybe they can be their own characters this time around

zelda joins them after getting sent back in time

she recognizes certain warning signs from the calamity and alerts sonia and rauru; they begin warning the citizens of hyrule

zelda's time powers cause her to inadvertently project visions of herself into the present hyrule and this is the explanation of the princess sightings: she's advising citizens of ancient hyrule of the impending danger, but modern hyruleans are also receiving these messages; they're confused why she's giving them info about things that don't seem to exist

instead of dragon's tears, zelda creates "time bubbles" that link can access via the recall ability to see her memories, and occasionally, at sites of sacred power, allows them to directly interact (like at the temple of time when they exchange the master sword)

(but i don't think they can quite "speak" through these time bubbles yet... maybe it's more like they exchange key items or abilities through them?)

zelda is training her time powers with sonia to allow her to create these "direct-contact" time bubbles on purpose....it's like a crazy beefed-up version of recall that you perform on the environment instead of individual objects.....so YEAH we do get to see zelda practicing basic recall a bit before she can start doing this "environmental recall"

[shoehorseconstant]

frottage cheese!

[shoehorseconstant]

does anyone have that naruto post where the nurse is like "where has sasuke gone??!!!" and opens the closet to look for him

[shoehorseconstant]

OMG GUYYYSSSS!!!!! I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO PORTUGUESE RESEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE THEY GIVE ME A CHANCE MAYBE THIS WILL OPEN THE DOOR TO ME DOING MORE PORTUGUESE STUFF >U< >U< >U<

[shoehorseconstant]

will my sweet happy heart find itself again?

[shoehorseconstant]

aujourd'hui is a crazy word, au jour = on the day and d'hui = of today so "today" is actually just "on the day of today"... and u have to say this for every sentence. okayyy

[shoehorseconstant]

my textpost bestie got murdered by tumblr i am so sad and desolate here now... when i write my text posts is anyone reading them... who is there anymore