#cj lamorte

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Redraws of the LMs:

Honorary LaMortes:

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Updated funkos + new ocs that I never introduced i think

Human Anarchy + Manager

Ø!Zone Łayer + New Oc

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(Valley girl voice)

Hi Tumblrrrr

Back on my bs 😝

We starting off strong:

So me and a moot from were chatting and we decided to come up with a Skwisgaar kid. They were the first kid that Skwisgaar ever had. Their mom was a married woman and she kinda cheated on her husband with Skwisgaar. Luckily, mama’s genes were strong and the dad (their mom’s husband) was a blonde, so they barely look like Skwisgaar-

They were born in the late 90s (that’s when we decided that Dethklok blew up)

They go by the She/They pronouns lol

Anais does get possessed by her grandmother lol (Canon Event sorry-)

The Twins got a redesign to fit their personalities

Anais annoying @plvtosun ‘s Blanca

🚀: “What are you drawing? Oh yeah the cover art. Hey did you know that [insert Space facts]?”

FIRE (Rare Ghost Max spotting but FIRE!!)

Meme Filler: (pls don’t let this flop 😭)

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Hi

Heres some shiz i did

So every band has their peak album. The album that listeners would get other people into them…so Human Anarchy has their second studio album

Lobotomy

(considered to be their heaviest album. The twins are on the cover)

Anais was in a Movie!

It’s based of a Splatterpunk book called GOREROOM (it’s fictional) The author of the book allowed Human Anarchy to make an album based on it. Anais played the Main Character, Kimmy Smith :))) (those belts are supposed to have weapons on them, but I can’t draw that for the life of me)

Max lore time :))) (Also Evanescence reference)

Me messing around with the Anarchy symbol

Meme filler:

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The rest of Human Anarchy

(You whitewash Jasmine, I know where you live)

Meme filler:

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17 for Anais & Harley for the Soft Ship scenario please?

Ok i lied, I will write some dialogue for this-

scenerio: It’s the 2nd day that Human Anarchy is in Finland after Dethklok left them there (Post AnarchyKlok tour)

“Fuck it’s freezing!..”

Anais was shivering as the brutal winds of the small snowstorm blew. It had been a day since Dethklok left the children to freeze in the snow of Finland. It’s been a fucking day and they haven’t realized that the kids weren’t on the plane. Toki didn’t realize that his daughter wasn’t on the plane.

Anais sat on a bench, arms crossed after her as she shivered. Despite having a jacket on, she still felt the abominable snowman. While she sat there, she started to think hard.

“Great fucking parenting dad. You didn’t even notice we weren’t on stupid plane.”

“He’s such a fucking idiot…wait no I shouldn’t say that about my dad..”

“But he should’ve KNOWN we weren’t on the plane! At least one of those old fuckheads should’ve known!”

“GOD I hate Dethklok!…wait I shouldn’t say that..Fuck the cold is messing with my brain..”

As Anais was fighting with herself in her head, Harley walked over. She saw how in distress her girlfriend looked like she was in. So, she did the obvious…and tried to cheer her up!

“Hey, Space Cadet? You alright?”

Harley asked. The nickname really brought Anais out of her headspace. She looked up to see her Harley.

“Oh uh..Not really. I mean, Dethklok left us her in this freezing weather. Not to mention, my dad didn’t go ‘Oh where’s Anais?’ before hopping on that stupid thing…”

Anais stated, mimicking Toki’s accent as she did so. Harley noticed a slight sadness in her lover’s voice as she said those last words. Damn, Harley didn’t really like it when Anais was sad on any occasion. She’ll really have to get back at Dethklok for leaving them here for Anais’s sake. But for right now, a little more cheering up was in order and Anais was right…it was like a deep freezer where they were.

Harley looked around the small village and peeked her eyes on a small cafe in between two larger buildings that had no significance whatsoever. The lights were on and it seemed from the drawing on the small chalkboard, they were selling Hot Chocolate! It was the perfect plan to once again see a small on Anais’s face.

Harley tapped on Anais’s shoulder.

“Say, how about we get some hot coco? It’ll be on me.”

Anais looked at Harley and smiled a little.

“I mean…hot coco doesn’t sound so bad.”

“Great! Let’s go find the others!”

Harley exclaimed as she grabbed Anais’s hand. Harley and Anais ran to find the other girls and as they did, Anais looked down at Harley’s hand. Her hand was warm. It was the warmest thing in this place…she didn’t wanna let go for anything.

Later…

Harley, Anais, and the rest of Human Anarchy were sitting in the cafe, enjoying their hot coco. Reggie was blabbering about the things she had found while being scattered across the small town and CJ was responding to Reggie’s stupid antics. As the other girls were laughing and being silly, Anais looked out the huge window, in the sky. She was looking for something..

“You think they’ll come back for us?”

Anais question.

“Well they gotta! I mean, you’re one of the fuckos daughter and your mother doesn’t fuck around.”

Reggie answered, in her thick Italian-American accent.

“Yeah but..if my dad didn’t even notice I’m gone, there’s no tell how long we’ll be here..”

Anais responded, putting a hand on her face. Harley leaned in close to Anais.

“Well..at least we all have each other. And uh…other sentimental shit that the movies say.”

This causes the group to giggle at Harley’s 6/10 joke. Anais gave a smile to Harley and kissed her on the cheek.

“Thanks..I needed this.”

Harley blushed and smiled back.

“No problem, Space Cadet.”

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Does CJ ever feel left out when Reggie and Matteo hang out?

Honestly…a little and she’s slightly jealous of Matteo.

CJ’s the next boss of the Business so messing around wasn’t really an option. This kinda put a strain on her and Reggie’s relationship, because CJ barely knows what her sister likes. When they finally start actually being around each other more (because of Human Anarchy), she realized how…immature and childish Reggie can be. That’s why she never really understood why Reggie would go out of her way to spend time with Matteo and not her.

It pains her to see her sister, her twin, hanging out with her cousin. Sometimes, it does get a little lonely in the office and a nice relax day with Matteo and Reggie would be nice. But sometimes, you really can’t have what you want in this world-

(Ok sorry for getting all deep with this question 😭)