Oh dear Lort sweet baby yeezus, its a birthday..
So today is a day of joy and world celebration
One score and , god, how many years ago...decades maybe..., there was a massive amniotic sac explosion
And our lil’ Becka was unleashed unto the unprepared world
Earth, as it was known then, would never be the same. At the moment of the explosion, a huge laugh , “HAH”, was heard ‘round the world. One could only assume it was the great creator, laughing at what he had just bestowed upon us.
We have all had to make changes in our lives to adjust to The Becka.. we’ve had to learn how to write properly.
we had to learn that all the types of beer we drink is the wrong beer..
and that God is, in fact, a cheese loving penguin
(can you believe I found a GIF for penguins and cheese????)
These are just a few things we all do to stay in the good graces of The Becka.. whats one of the things that’ll piss off the Becka?? Post a picture of her she hates..
yeah, thats right.. Im scared to do it...
Anyways, with all of our faults, the Becka still loves us, ..well maybe not ALL of us... lets just call it a select few
and the fact is, with all of our faults, we love her back unconditinally
even though some of us wanna smack the crap out of her at times..
(right now she is thinking “who would wanna smack me”?)
( actually right now, she is probably cringing at the writing of this because she cant correct it)
so here’s a toast..
to the Becka, on the day she graced us with her presence.. youre an inspiration to us all...
...to drink .....HEAVILY!!
you do make the world a better place.. Happy Birthday!! (even though you probably hate this shit!)
awww hell.. I aint scurred of her.. she in Russia...what she gonna do??
..and a favorite of hers from my personal Beckastanian Art Collection..