#clarinet player problems

[lanigironu]

band according to a clarinet player

flute: sideways clarinet

clarinet: The Best™

oboe: double reeded clarinet

sax: twisty clarinet

trumpet: annoying brass clarinet

bassoon: bass clef clarinet

trombone: slidy clarinet

euph: big brass clarinet

horn: puppet clarinet

sousa: wrap around clarinet

drums: bangy clarinet

bells: dingy clarinet

dm/bd: stick wavy clarinet

colorguard: flag wavy clarinet

[alloutofreeds]

Secretly really wants to get the tattoo but then thinks about the money required and is reminded I have to use that money for reeds.