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how good it felt: chapter 3 is up~

ship: hopekook

rating: E for explicit sexual content

tags: canonverse, manhandling, internalized homophobia, set in 2016

summary: jungkook's testing what he can get away with. all hoseok wants is not to get caught.

ch 3/?: 7.8k (22k so far, wip)

“What do you want from me, Jeon Jungkook?” he huffs. He tries to shoulder Jungkook away playfully, but the boy doesn’t budge, barely even sways at the shove. When did he get so heavy, anyway? Jungkook looks up at him under his lashes, fingers still hooked up into his shorts, poking dimples into his thigh. “You know what.” His voice is quiet, still deep in that artificial, posturing way, but this time it sets Hoseok’s heart tumbling in his chest, traitorous.

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little bird

a gift for @sodapopblues​ 💗

ship: yoongi/hoseok (sope)

wordcount: 2 chapters, 22.4k, complete

rating: E for sexual content

additional tags: hurt/comfort, supernatural illnesses, fluff, yoongi’s giant capable furniture-building nail-bitten sexy as hell hands, ot7 are all in love as per usual, minor jinkook

summary: Hoseok comes down with a mysterious illness. Yoongi seems to be the cure.

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this is a very old fic but i keep neglecting to post abt my fic on tumblr oops 😭 thanks to @hobikenobi for reminding me 🙏

what the hell do you expect? emotional transparency?

ship: hoseok/jungkook (hopekook, koobi, junghope, no one can decide what this ship is called lmao)

word count: 9 chapters, 60k, complete

rating: E for sexual content

additional tags: canon divergence, body swap, sharing a bed, sexting, slow burn, cuddling & snuggling, gratuitous depictions of ot7 breakfasts, jeon jungkook is bad at feelings, and yet he continues to have them! will cruelties NEVER CEASE, you know how jk says “hyung” and everyone turns around?, in this fic that happens when hoseok says “baby”

summary: What would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would — Jungkook puffs out his cheeks, makes a weird high-pitched noise, and darts across the floor to like. Pet Jimin. Into the ground? Or something?

“Are you feeling okay, Hobari?” Jimin mumbles from where he is partially smothered beneath Jungkook’s chest. He sounds confused.

Well. 0 for 1. Clearly Jungkook needs more practice at the whole Convincingly Impersonating Jung Hoseok thing.

(Alternatively: Jungkook and Hoseok switch bodies. Feelings, as they are sometimes wont to do, spring forth.)

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i never post abt my fic on tumblr but angel asked me to so i gotta!

takedown

ship: namjoon/jungkook (namkook) wordcount: ch 1 (wip): 8.1k rating: E eventually but not yet

additional tags: increased age gap, hot dad kim namjoon, author kim namjoon, jock jeon jungkook, midlife crisis, namjoon oscillates wildly between extreme horniness and self-flagellating psychoanalysis, jungkook’s tattoos, summer romance, cut to me wallowing delightedly in all namjoon’s feelings of shame

summary: Namjoon’s son brings his best friend home for the summer. Namjoon proceeds to have several existential crises.

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put this up like 2 weeks ago and forgot to put it on tumblr but luckily tumblr is basically a personal archive for me at this point so i can DO WHAT I WANT! anyway i started another wip bc i have no self-control and also it was hopekook week on twitter!

how good it felt:

ship: jungkook/hoseok (hopekook)

wordcount: ch 1/? (wip): 6.8k

rating: E

additional tags: canon compliant (set during 2016 from fire era through bst era), coming of age, manhandling, angst, u ever think about how boy meets evil is about overcoming internalized homophobia?, bangtan learn to love each other on purpose, jk BIG STRONG GRABBY BABY

summary: He’s never bothered, really, to catalog the way he touches Jungkook, or the way he touches anyone. He touches like talking, like learning to have a conversation: bring something up, see if it leads somewhere productive, adjust, rinse and repeat. Practice. If he touches Jungkook one way and he flinches when Hoseok doesn’t want him to, he doesn’t touch him that way again. It’s easy. Not worth examining.

But now that he’s noticing, now that this idea is rattling around in his brain, he’s noticing how many ways he doesn’t touch Jungkook, and how many conditions are necessary for the ways he does.

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what are the skeleton sex forearms? please elaborate!

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sometimes photoshop is... terrifying,

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during my shit editing of this photo, i accidentally pressed some hotkey or other and created this monstrosity, which is now saved on my computer as NIGHTMAREFUEL.JPG