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(for classic) [A humanoid robot walks up to them.] "Hello! Are you a consciousness?"
[The woman in a labcoat and pink button up turned behind herself to look at the robot, her eyes filled with confusion as she processed this]“...Fuck..... Fuck, they’re coming out with new android models already. Uh.... Hello there. You are not one of mine, I take it?”
“You look like you could use some help.”
A-Ah! It’s you! Hello there! Uh yes I... It appears I might. The guy is just sitting there going through a bunch of the chad project files... He seems particularly focused on Adon’s file. And he won’t LEAVE.
Im working on Chad’s vocal processor again, But he’s being very squirmy. He screams at me every time I try to touch him... Does he have a virus or something?
Also, also, just a tidbit from the future, dO NOT MAKE GLADOS, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING GLADOS, AND DO NOT TURN CAROLINE INTO AN AI, CUS SHE WILL KILL EVERYONE WITH NEUROTOXIN! ALSO ALSO, WATCH OUT FOR A GROUP CALLED THE COMBINE, THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE EARTH AND SHIT, FUCK THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS! -off anon
Hey! I’ve actually met GLaDOS before, thank you very much! Time paradoxes, Future, that sort of stuff. If I dont think about it too hard we should be safe. I will have you know that she is one of the nicest robots i’ve ever met, and has evidently saved my life before when that weird stranger broke into my office. If it ends up that i’m the one who makes her, I would be honored. Plus i think i’d have to, otherwise time paradoxes and that shit
Mr Johnson no offense but it kinda fucking sucks when the mantis men stab holes into my door. Just saying.
“How are things going? Plenty of science getting done now, I presume?
Oh! Hello, Ma’am! Yes, plenty of science! The boss just arranged this cool new schedule that has us do none stop science all day every day! For the rest of our lives!! How cool is That?
Hey classic, do you think maybe chad is just a bit enjoying this?... because well... you sorta get to feel what it’s like being a core... although... chad definitely had it worse... being a prisoner within his own body... -off anon
Oh yeah, he’s definitely enjoying this. He’s laughed for the first time in a while, which I didn’t even know he was able to. But eh, it’s okay, i’m enjoying it too.[She waved her handles frantically, moving her optic around to be able to see everything]Soooooo- I’m- a core. Mhm. I think it’s temporal, so I might as well get used to it. Man, it’s weird not having arms. Or a mouth. Or anything for that matter.
I am now conducting an experimental scientific analysis that has been bothering me since I got back from that other facility. And that is how affectionate my androids are. I’m just gonna say a phrase and see what happens
Insert clearing my throat noises here
actually don’t that’d be gross, but anyway
Here it goes. Right. “I HAVEN’T HAD AFFECTION IN OVER 24 HO-” OH HE’S ALREADY COMING THIS WAY WHAT DO YA KNOW-
