#classyapplebees

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classyapplebees:

because fuck you. he’s goldnharl

oh my god fuck you

i love you

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classyapplebees:

teen drinkin. is very very bad. ey yo i got a fake id tho *beat drops*

tyler black is punk but he’s not punk enough to underage drink

[powerbombshell]

25 aboutsish. aesthetic: glam wrestlecore

this makes me feel like a wrestling bowie which is what i go for on a daily basis.

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classyapplebees said: friend, if i could follow u again to make that a round number, i totally would

thank u bud...but alas i must win over someone with my charm and a plus bloggage.

[rockpapertheodore]

i wanted to see if you were aware of your wrestling doppelganger

his name is ashley remington and his gimmick is that he is a super nice guy who recently inherited a shit ton of money and got a boat. he gives his opponents fruit baskets and also makes sure that there are no spiders in the ring that may bite them. his hair and moustache aren’t quite long enough, but they’re a work in progress, i assume.

he seems like an absolutely amazing individual. truly inspiring.

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tyler making THE MOST DISAPPOINTED noises when roman can't seem to sweep all of his hair into a bun in one go. come on, roman, it's long enough, how can you honestly miss any of it??? which of course leads to tyler insisting he's going to just put roman's hair up himself, which leads to a half hour of tyler trying hairstyles out on roman that he can't do with his shorter hair. so many selfies at every stage of hair-doing with tyler looking so smug and roman looking begrudgingly fond

oh my goodness!!!!! everytime roman complains about hair pulling tyler is just like 'oh stop complaining. beauty hurts' as he lets up just a little because beauty does hurt but he doesn't wanna hurt roman too much, ya feel? and all i can see is roman, in each selfie, becoming more and more like 'okay are we done yet?'

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aw man oh man i didn't know we were talkin tyler and roman. if i'da known, i would have sent you shit a long time ago about roman's mama frowning at dean at thanksgiving because "roman, where's that model you used to bring around?" like, she is so disappointed in this downgrade because she thought she raised her son right. roman having to bring tyler by soon after to make her happy, but also kinda hating doing that because tyler is 12 kinds of sly and makes comments he SHOULDN'T MAKE around mama

!!!!! honestly! im so here for mama just eyeing dean like 'my son has a good heart but bad vision. my poor boy' mama reigns is ruthless, gbless. lol. but i love that! tyler will constantly make comments that, 9 out of 10 times, makes roman nearly spit out his drink because saying 'oh your son is quite big, mrs. reigns.' in a tone that isn't suggesting that we're talking height here isn't appropriate at the dinner table!!!!!!

[aarid]

classyapplebees replied to your post: somespaceman replied to your post:somespaceman...

it’s only if our tips/hour PLUS OUR HOURLY WAGE don’t average to minimum wage, so for most folks, that leaves the margin at about $4/hr. also most places won’t make servers pay for dine and dash meals, but the server is punished when this happens/

ty lilo bb you are the reason i get personally offended when shit like this happens (also it's totally your fault if some asshole comes in during rush and ditches when you're tending to your other tables, right???? right.)