Himbo Mermaid

me and gender are still in talks about things // UwU✿ // twelve years on this hellsite part of the ship part of the crew // I like writing about girls kissing sometimes and taking pictures and pictures of myself a lot

[todaysbird]

Today’s birds are these juvenile cattle egrets who heckled me from a tree

[ratsquinks]

just one moment let me have a quick little sippy before we continue fighting

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[rockband2]

People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[rockpapertheodore]

I stand swaying in the bathroom, tippy-tapping away on my phone

The battery indicator says seven percent

The charger is plugged in with a six-foot-long cord, dangling from the wall

And still I sway

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[klapollo]

That guy from heated rivalry always looks like you just told him you went back to your shitty boyfriend again

[klapollo]

[dietranch]

hyper beam

[soldrie]

I also have Hyper Beam Sylveon! I have a recording saved because the animation made me laugh.

[darth-moth]

[thirstkanaphan]

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[stuffaboutminneapolis]

Art Sled Rally at Powderhorn Park!

via Axios Twin Cities

#Minnesota #Minneapolis

[lyricwritesprose]

I think maybe the thing I like most about the human race is that we will invent something completely, utterly, blazingly stupid and then do it because it brings joy. This is so dumb. This is so awesome. This makes me so happy.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[worthyofmygrace]

[Image ID: Text message that reads "Did you see that the spider in the bathroom appears to have taken a lover?" End of ID]

[ifanimaltrapped]

[foone]

I like my socks like I like my women:

[lo1bits]

Please finish the sentence I have no idea how it’s made to end

[foone]

the original meaning that prompted this post was "not on my feet while I'm trying to sleep"

[shaveyoureyebrows]

CONTENT CREATOR ARC - MIDPOINT (collab with milguzzler99 on reddit teehee)