Burger 10: The Bayview
Well, folks. This is going to be a short one for the simple reason that not every burger deserves a tome.
The best thing about the Bayview is the view and the best thing about their burger is that you can order a martini with it (we classy like dat). Between their two cheeseburger options (the Hearty and the Deluxe) we ordered the latter. The only difference between the two is the amount of meat, and only a masochist with a taste for dry beef would want more than the Bayview's standard 1/3 lb. One of us ordered bacon, which was key due to the overwhelming sweetness delivered from this particular bun/sauce/onion combo. The patty was thin and cooked to oblivion, the tomato pale and vapid, the bun had integrity but was sweet as hell. The best part was the lettuce, which sounds like an insult but isn't because LETTUCE MATTERS.
The cheese was fine, pickles not worth writing home about. Pretty lame burger, but we've had MUCH worse. All we can say is: if you order it, make sure you get bacon on top. Otherwise it's not worth your time. But how bout that view?!