What if you once boned a Nazi soldier boy and then your fuckass neighbours decided to NEVER let you forget about it, and they turned your life into a LIVING HELL even YEARS after the fact, and you were so very LONELY, but then one night a rude and bold American girl entered your store and you were so JOBLESS that you had to take the job she had for you, but it turns out that cheeky little shit is actually quite AWESOME, and you develop a friendship, and then one night some of your fuckass neighbours attempt to SA you, but you’re saved by your cheeky little friend, and that’s how you find out that she’s a fucking VAMPIRE, and you share so many things with her in the next coming days that you develop a companionship, and then maybe even something more, and then she asks if you want to become a vampire as well, and you say YES, but at first neither her adoptive dad nor his enchanting boyfriend want to turn you, but then adoptive dad steps in and becomes your MAKER, and everything is GREAT for a bit, until you get KIDNAPPED, and then everything is a BLUR, and you wake up and realize you’re going through a TRIAL, and then a LYNCHING, and then you get BURNED ALIVE in the arms of your beloved companion, but then you CAN’T FIND HER even in death, AND THEN… then what? 😞💔
