#claudiussnape

[silvcrignis]

@claudius-snape​:

“And that’s exactly what you did… Ya nasty.”

“Not yet but your father and I can always try harder in the spare room above yours.”

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The Universe... It Goofed|| Terran & Aurelius|| Closed

Terran spoke first, loudly and confidently as always when all three of them had woken up on the ground in a strange dimension.

“Aight. Since you both smell like Mother I shall assume we’re all her sons from different fathers in different universes. So let’s introduce ourselves properly. I’ll go first.

“My name’s Terran. I’m an actor, musician, director, producer, and choreographer. I’m also a Siren-Witch. My element isn’t a typical one. I control glass. I have a twin sister named Veronica and a younger brother named Sydney. My father is Alan Rickman. He’s pretty obnoxious sometimes but I love ‘im. Next?”

  The grey eyed boy with large white wings spoke up next, sounding both very excited and slightly nervous.

“Oh! Uh. I’m Aurelius. People call me Relly sometimes. I’m a Drama major but I put that on pause. ‘m a Seraphim so I’m currently workin’ as a Guardian Angel. I’ve a twin brother named Scorpio and he’s really... Well. He’s a special experience. My dad’s name is Roland Drake. Uhm... I dunno if there are Metatrons in your verse but. He’s-”

“He’s Metatron’s twin brother! Our mother is such a hoe! Both twins, Ma? If you can hear me somehow, ya nasty! Yeah there’s a Metatron in my universe. My “Metatron Can’t Draw” Vine is the main reason I’m famous.”

Aurelius giggled as Terran inclined his head at Claudius.

“You next, beautiful.”

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@claudius-snape:

“I’ve missed you!” Claud said hugging the woman.

“Are there any new siblings that I should know about?” he said raising an eyebrow.

"You missed me? Damn I haven't been doing my job right!"

"Uhm.... Actually. Two. Your stupid father got me pregnant with twins," she replied, shaking her head.

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"Is it bad that I kind of want him to try and kill me?"

((o.o Yes, Viper. I'm pretty sure it falls under suicide. Have you seen his mom angry? She's fucking terrifying.))

"I just think it would be an interesting experience. Something different, you know?"

((Just because you cannot permanently die doesn't me you should go around trying to get yourself killed))

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"Holy fuck. Me an' Kyle have kittens in the future?"

"Sevina... You are clearly drunk. You can't call our future children kittens."

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"You know the rules, Claudius. You do not enter Black Fortress without giving your grandmother a hug."

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[silvcrignis]

"Hmmm. I could've sworn that old codger hated children."

"He does but our cousin as the humans say "has him by the balls". I'll bet he slept on the ground outside for ages before he finally agreed.

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Nemesis squinted at the teenager, her head tilting.

"You're of my blood aren't you? I can sense it. Tell me child, who are your parents?" the orange eyed Divine inquired.

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