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[clawsout83]

If I may...

I hate the idea that, because he is a sentimonster or, in my book, a sentibeing, Adrien isn't considered as real.

He was a baby and grew up

He has feelings

What he has lived and lives is real

Despite how he grew, he is his own person

And maybe, most importantly for me: he is a living being created from a sentiment, and this is applicable to both sentibeings and ordinary people.

I don't mind if, at the moment of that reveal, he has a breakdown and doesn't consider himself as real, but I want that breakdown to only last a couple of minutes, a day at worst, because Marinette will make sure he feels as real as before.

[clawsout83]

What are your views on webcomics/fancomics?

Hey guys!

For those who've been following me for a while, even though I mostly reblog fanarts and fanfics, you might have noticed that I've stopped posting my own arts and comics for a while now. Unlike others, I haven't been victim of art theft or anything like that, quite the opposite actually. My arts and comics (mostly the comics) have had so little attention that I've wonder if posting them actually was worth the effort I was putting on them.

However, I've seen comics with sketchy drawings that had more reactions than my comics it took hours to make, or others with silly stories and even more sketchy drawings.

I'm not complaining. I'm not jealous. I'm mainly trying to convince my OCD self that I don't need to work hard on comics or arts to be seen and read, but I want to ask you guys:

What do you look at when you find a promising comic?

As long as the story is good/funny, I don't care for the graphics

I'm okay with a basic story if the graphics look good

I'm looking for professional-looking comics

I care for neither if it concerns a fandom I like

Other/Show results

Voting ended onJan 21, 2025

[clawsout83]

At least once a day, I'm grateful to not be the holder of the cat Miraculous. If Adrien worked the same job as I do, he'd be screwed.

I work in a field where I can't wear jewelry (I'd have to wear the ring around my toe or something)

I work in the farest from the principal exit, without windows. Hard to get out to fight akumas (I could leave through the emergency exit, but it would trigger the alarm)

I work in duo with a co-worker, at all times. Hard to leave for the time of a fight without being suspicious

The factory would go bankrupt within a month due to the disappearance of products... I work in a brie and Camembert factory...

[clawsout83]

Be careful of scams

Hey!

I, well... fell victim of a scam recently. 

They pretended to be a Youtuber I appreciate and respect a lot by using their channel’s name and icon, promising me an amazing prize, which wasn’t farfetched as the Youtuber was celebrating their 500,000 subscribers milestone. Because I was so sure I was speaking with the actual Youtuber, I was willing to ignore the numerous red flags along the way. 

When I figured out this was a scam, I had already lost more than 500$ USD in numerous, pretended fees for the shipping via courier of my prize. 

I’ve found an actual, real way to contact the real Youtuber and told them about the scam. They were nice enough to offer me something from their online shop, but mind you, I told them I didn’t want anything, only to warn them about the scam that could happen again on their channel. 

Same here. I don’t want anything. I just want to warn you to be careful about scams. If you comment on a Youtube video and the Youtuber tells you your comment has been selected and you won a prize, don’t fall for it. 

Contact the Youtuber in an official way.

If you have questions or want more details, you can DM me.

Don’t tell me I’m stupid and have been stupid. I know that already.

[clawsout83]

MariChat incorrect quotes compilation - part 2

(Because why not?) - Part 1

Source: Perchance quote generator Disclaimer: I claim nothing about it all. I only share for the chaotic energy and the laugh.

Teacher: Your child was in a fight. Chat Noir: Oh no, that’s terrible! Marinette: Did they win?

Chat Noir: I think I'm falling for you. Marinette: Then get up.

Chat Noir: I’m totally useless. Marinette: You’re not totally useless. You can be used as a bad example.

Chat Noir: Bro- Marinette: No, no, hold up, rewind. My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro?? (The other way around is just as funny) Marinette: Bro- Chat Noir: No, no, hold up, rewind. My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Marinette: What the f*ck is wrong with you?? Chat Noir: What? No good morning? Marinette: Good morning, what the f*ck is wrong with you??

Marinette: I’m quick at math. Chat Noir: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? Marinette: 24. Chat Noir: That wasn’t even close. Marinette: But it was quick.

Marinette: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Chat Noir: Forty five seconds?!? Marinette: No! I said four TO five seconds. Chat Noir, hugging Marinette: Too late.

Marinette: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. Chat Noir: I photosynthesize with this.

Marinette: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Chat Noir: Marinette, it's four o'clock in the morning. Marinette: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Marinette: I’m sad. Chat Noir: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. And das not good.

Marinette: I can't take you seriously wearing that. Chat Noir: Aw, you take me seriously at all? Marinette: Fair point.

Chat Noir, eating a cinnamon roll Marinette: Cannibalism. Chat Noir: *confused chewing noises*

Chat Noir: What’s up? I’m back. Marinette: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Chat Noir: Death is a social construct.

Marinette: What the f*ck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?? Chat Noir: What the hell do you do? Marinette: I die? What kinda question...

Marinette: Where have you been all day? Chat Noir: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

Marinette: Didn't you die?! Chat Noir: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

Chat Noir slams books down in front of Marinette Chat Noir: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Marinette: You could of said literally anything else. Chat Noir: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Marinette: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random sh*t. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Marinette: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Chat Noir: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Chat Noir: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. Marinette: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Marinette: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Chat Noir: Apparently, we're not.

Chat Noir closes a cabinet *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* Marinette: What was that? Chat Noir: The sound of someone else's problem.

Marinette: Ugh, there’s always that weak b*tch in the group who isn’t down with murder. Marinette glares at Chat Noir Chat Noir: Well, sorry I have morals!

Chat Noir: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Marinette: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Chat Noir: No, like, U R A Q T. Marinette: Awwww!

Chat Noir: Is this mistletoe? Marinette: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Chat Noir: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Marinette: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

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MariChat incorrect quotes compilation

So I found this incorrect quote generator and had too much fun with it. I own nothing about it. I’m just posting this for the lols and to give you a smile. MariChat has the best chaotic energy potential.

Marinette: Why are you drinking? Chat Noir: I drink when I'm depressed. Marinette: But you're always drinking? Chat Noir: *smug grin*

Marinette: *running towards Chat Noir with open arms* Chat Noir: *moves out of the way* Marinette: Hey, why'd you move?! Chat Noir: I thought you were going to attack me. Marinette: I was going to hug you! Chat Noir: Why would you hug me? Marinette: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Chat Noir: So you like cats? Marinette: Yeah. Chat Noir: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Marinette: Where did you get that tomato soup? Chat Noir: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved. (aka my headcanon about Adrien’s cooking skills)

Chat Noir: Do you want some tea? Marinette: What are the options? Chat Noir: Yes or no.

Chat Noir: *coughs blood* Marinette: Don't die, Chat Noir! Chat Noir: Don't tell me what to do!

Chat Noir: Tomorrow's garbage day. Marinette: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Marinette: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Chat Noir: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Marinette: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall? Chat Noir: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. Marinette: That's not what I asked. Chat Noir: That is all the information I have.

Chat Noir: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Marinette: Your life? Chat Noir: I- well yes, but-

Marinette: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Chat Noir: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Marinette: Stop.

Marinette: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Chat Noir: Oh, that was all real. Marinette: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!  Chat Noir: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

Chat Noir: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked* Marinette: What did you do?! Chat Noir: NOBODY DIED! Marinette: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Chat Noir: *is visibly upset* Marinette: Chat Noir, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

Marinette: Chat Noir, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? Chat Noir: Raise the dead. Marinette: And what did you do? Chat Noir: Raise the dead.

Chat Noir, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? Marinette: *half asleep* Chat Noir, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.

Chat Noir: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Marinette, patting him on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Chat Noir: *on the phone* Hey Marinette, do you know my blood type? Marinette: Of course, it's B-. Chat Noir: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

Chat Noir: I know one person who finds me funny! Marinette: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself! Chat Noir: Okay then I'm out.

Chat Noir: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Marinette: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

Chat Noir: Marinette, I screwed up, big time. Marinette: Chat Noir, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Chat Noir: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Marinette: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY F-ING HOUSE!!!

Marinette: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... Chat Noir, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Marinette: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

Marinette: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Chat Noir: Marinette, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Marinette: ... Chat Noir: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Marinette: ... Chat Noir: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

Marinette: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. Chat Noir: How so? Marinette: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Chat Noir: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Marinette: Neither. Because it’s twelve.

Marinette: What? I’m not aggressive! Chat Noir: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? Marinette: Survival of the fittest, b-tch

Chat Noir: Are you this rude to everyone? Marinette: Yup. Don’t think you’re special.

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Could You DRAW CAPRIKID MAKING CHATNOIR JEALOUS If It's Not To Much Of A Bother?"

Hi!!

Sorry for the loooooong delay. I wanted to work on your request, really, but I never got the energy or the mind space to work on it properly.

This is what I could come up with.

I'm sure this wasn't what you were hoping for, but this is all I can give at the moment.

[clawsout83]

After some clean up, I’ve found these old doodles from 3-4 years ago (and from a time I still could draw...) Most of them are from my fanfic Quebec Family AU (though the Chat Noir one was actually mentioned in the fic as an actual doodle, this one is in reality my first doodle of Chat without references). The furry/were-cat one is from Metamorphosis by artisticFlutter (@artisticflutter ). Awesome fic, but for Mature readers as there is gore.