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-angry mob outside the Agreste Mansion-
Adrien: Father, you need to go out there and come clean now!
Gabriel: I would. But I'm afraid that if I open the door, they'll hurt you!
Roger: No, we won't! We just want Gabriel Agreste!
Gabriel: Okay, maybe not you. But they'll get Nathalie!
Nathalie: *outside* I'm part of the mob!
Adrien: I hate that everyone else thinks my father was a hero. Sometimes I think it'd make more sense if he was actually on Hawkmoth's side.
Felix: *evil grin* I'm gonna tell him.
Marinette: Don't you dare!
Nino: what if we inverted our initials? Lino Nahiffe
Marinette: Darinette Mupain-Cheng
Alya: Clya Aesaire
Adrien: Adrien Agre-
Adrien: this is a stupid game anyway
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CW: Homophobia Interviewer: "So, Ladybug, Chat Noir, with pride month starting, do you have anything you'd like to say on the topic?" Ladybug, taking the microphone: "I just want all my queer siblings out there to know I see you and I love each and every one of you! I myself, am actually bi and a demigirl. I use she/they pronouns." Random heckler: "Burn in hell, fruit!" Ladybug turning to them like the fucking Terminator: "I WILL FUCKING DROP YOU OVER MY KNEE AND SNAP YOU LIKE THE USELESS, UNWANTED, STALE PRETZEL STICK YOU ARE! DON'T FUCKING TEST ME YOU LIMP-DICK-SON-OF-A-BITCH, COME HERE!" Chat Noir taking the microphone from LB before she runs off: "I have a really amazing boyfriend and I just wanna say how much I love him~"
Marinette: So you know I've had trouble working up the courage to confess to Adrien...
Alya: Mhm..
Marinette: So, I thought to help myself practice, I'd create a life-sized doll of Adrien to talk to!
Alya: YOU CREATED A FUCKING WHAT
Marinette:
Marinette, suddenly forcing her closet door shut: Okay so teeeechnically I made it three months ago but turns out it's been really helpful for this and—
Kagami: do you know your gay name?
Marinette: my...my gay name?
Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-
Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-
Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name
Marinette: oh-oh my god-
Plagg: Do you care about your friends? Adrien: Of Course! All of them. Plagg: Would you do anything for them? Adrien: Name it and I'm there! Plagg: And if they had a problem? Adrien: Talk to me Plagg: And if they were going through Something really tough? Adrien:Then they wont have to face it alone! Plagg: What if it hurt them too much to talk about it? Adrien:As much as it hurts, it will only hurt more if you dont open up. Plagg: Okay good, now this last part is very important. Adrien: Lay it on me. Plagg: What if YOU had problem Adrien: Bottle it up! Plagg: No no! Adrien: Push it ALL the way down and dont be a burden! Plagg: No! What you said. Its what you just said before. Adrien: My Family and friends have enough to deal with. Plagg: Think back Adrien. Adrien: Conceal, dont feel. Do NOT let it go Plagg: (sighs) Lets just start from the top again