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You are all invited to Clementine's Barn!

What's Clementine's Barn?

It's a space where the chaotic and weird minds of the Harry Potter fandom can participate in many activities, Fests mostly, or share their works. We are writing focused.

Why is it named Clementine's Barn?

It's named Clementine's Barn after Aberforth Dumbledore's goat in the fic "How Far We've Come" by JonRiptide.

How do I join Clementine's Barn?

Join us here and open a ticket in entrance hall

What are the upcoming events?

Petals of Pride Fest due in June 27

RavenPuff Masquerade due in July 15

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You are invited to Clementine's Barn

What's Clementine's Barn?

Clementine's Barn is a space for all the chaotic writers of fanfiction in the HP fandom, named after Abe's goat in the fic How Far We've Come. We have many activities and promote the fics that come out of our activities.

How do I join Clementine's Barn?

Here's the link to the discord server

Current Fests

Clementine's Kids: Our AU friendly Next-Gen Fest, due September 5th.

Clementine's Canon Blast Fest: Time Travel, due September 27th.

Past Fests

To read the fics of our past events, see here

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Clementine's Barn Female Harry Potter Fest

Join our discord here

Rules

As this is a fem-Harry fest, all fics must contain fem-Harry Potter in a prominent role.

Fics submitted may be of any length, and even chaptered if the writer feels inspired enough. Ten words is as great as ten thousand.

Fics must be completed by May 16th, the date that the collection is revealed. If you wish to continue them later in a separate work, feel free, however, for this fest, completed works are preferred.

All fics are due by the 16th of May. Late submissions may be tentatively accepted by contacting the fest host.

There is no requirement to use the prompt generators. However, if you do, please reveal what combination you chose to use.

Be kind and courteous. No cruelty towards other fics, pairings, or writers.

Lastly, and most important, have fun!

Prompt Generators

Trope Word Scenario

AO3 Collection

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Clementine's Live Reads: Liar

Rating: M

Morfin warns Merope about the dangers of lying after she accuses him of cheating in a card game.

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Deadline extensions!

Both the Wholesome Romance Fest and the Dark Romance Fest have been extended until March 16th.

Here to join Clementine's Barn

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Greetings, cloven-hoofed lady, I seek your councel today in a matter of grave importance. As you may or may not be aware, I hail from a most respectable Muggle lineage, a family of considerable standing, my name having graced the register of Eton College since my conception. Imagine, then, my surprise upon the revelation of my latent magical abilities. Do not take me wrong, I am not one to brag. I started my magical education knowing that I was in equal footing with other peers. And I did so with thrill. However, while initially exhilarated by the extraordinary discovery of my magical abilities, I have lately encountered a most unfortunate turn of events. The atmosphere within my magical institution has become decidedly hostile. I am subjected to unwarranted and most unpleasant slurs, my house is the subject of unwarranted ridicule, and there are whispers of a Muggleborn-killing beast -- Which the staff had taken in the most nonplused of manners! Even the renowned Harry Potter, whom I had considered an individual of some merit, has seen fit to engage in juvenile and frankly unacceptable displays. He has seen fit to throw serpents at me. An action that I had imagined would be uncivilized in both Muggle and Magical people alike.

Given my esteemed Muggle heritage and the evident lack of appreciation for my presence within this magical school, I am compelled to contemplate a return to my rightful place amongst the Muggles. Hence, I am unsure if this is the right course of action.

I await your insightful and, I trust, most enlightening response with eager anticipation. Oh, pardon me, I think I saw that Nick the ghost passing by. If you excuse me... Yours in bewilderment and, I daresay, considerable distress, Disgruntled Muggleborn

Dear Disgruntled Muggleborn,

Magic is the biggest lie that is sold to first generation wizards to make them join in a society where they are second class citizens.

Albus Dumbledore, the brother of my lover, likes to fill himself as the champion of muggleborn people, but he is not a politician, he is a teacher. He hasn't effectively helped the first-gens.

I say return to the muggle world and take your muggle education.

Sincerely,

Clementine

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Clementine's Live Reads: The Beginning of the End

Rating: T

Dudley suspects that his daughter is magical like Harry and he is unsure what to do… until he discovers that Cho, the woman in his grief group therapy, is a witch and requests her help.

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Clementine's X-Over Fest: Star Wars

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Scifi and fantasy collide for this Harry Potter and Star Wars fanfiction fest. We expect creativeness to be strong with the force for this one. Event hosted by the Clementine's Barn Discord server.

Rules

Must heavily feature Harry Potter AND Star Wars fandom. Any time period or characters allowed. Can be HP in SW universe, SW in HP universe, or a combination.

Any word length, format or genre allowed. Rating up to M. Dark themes restricted, but usually allowed on up to M. If in doubt, ask.

Dark topics allowed in M capacity. They can be discussed but not getting to Explicit material in either sexual or violence topics. Purpose is to focus on the merging of lore and characters.

M-level mentions of incest is allowed. (And considering that kiss in Empire, mildly expected)

Please tag accordingly. If you're afraid you may be mistagging, no problem, we can provide pointers after submission.

Some server members have severe phobias to topics such as spiders or zombies. Fics including these are allowed to M-level, but please don't forget to tag these.

Fics due May 3rd 2025

Reveals on May 4th 2025

Prompting and submitting open

What counts as Star Wars crossover?

Almost anything, as long both fandoms are heavily involved. Including, but not limited to:

Harry and friends going to space!

Luke and friends studying at Hogwarts!

Characters from both worlds colliding!

Specific magic systems implemented in the other fandom

Heavy references to one fandom as being "fiction" in the other fandom, as long as both are heavily referenced

Different time periods and media… Hogwarts Founders, Old Republic, Marauders, Prequels (or yes, even sequels), Next Gen (or yes, even the fanfic known as Cursed Child). Clone Wars, Rebels, Mandalorian, EU novels allowed too! (and yes, even holiday specials).

If in doubt, just ask, likely it is valid