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Entropy

Some months ago we had an Exquisite Corpse activity to stimulate our creative juices. Here is the result.

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You are all invited to Clementine's Barn!

What's Clementine's Barn?

It's a space where the chaotic and weird minds of the Harry Potter fandom can participate in many activities, Fests mostly, or share their works. We are writing focused.

Why is it named Clementine's Barn?

It's named Clementine's Barn after Aberforth Dumbledore's goat in the fic "How Far We've Come" by JonRiptide.

How do I join Clementine's Barn?

Join us here and open a ticket in entrance hall

What are the upcoming events?

Petals of Pride Fest due in June 27

RavenPuff Masquerade due in July 15

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Past Events Megapost

2024:

Winter Wonderland Masquerade

2025:

Gaunt Fest

Clementine's Goat Fest

Valentine's Masquerade

Wholesome Romance Fest

Dark Romance Fest

Crack Fest

Death Masquerade

HP x Star Wars Crossover Fest

Female Harry Potter Fest

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Clementine's Barn Female Harry Potter Fest

Join our discord here

Rules

As this is a fem-Harry fest, all fics must contain fem-Harry Potter in a prominent role.

Fics submitted may be of any length, and even chaptered if the writer feels inspired enough. Ten words is as great as ten thousand.

Fics must be completed by May 16th, the date that the collection is revealed. If you wish to continue them later in a separate work, feel free, however, for this fest, completed works are preferred.

All fics are due by the 16th of May. Late submissions may be tentatively accepted by contacting the fest host.

There is no requirement to use the prompt generators. However, if you do, please reveal what combination you chose to use.

Be kind and courteous. No cruelty towards other fics, pairings, or writers.

Lastly, and most important, have fun!

Prompt Generators

Trope Word Scenario

AO3 Collection

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You are invited to Clementine's Barn

What's Clementine's Barn?

Clementine's Barn is a space for all the chaotic writers of fanfiction in the HP fandom, named after Abe's goat in the fic How Far We've Come. We have many activities and promote the fics that come out of our activities.

How do I join Clementine's Barn?

Here's the link to the discord server

Current Fests

Clementine's Kids: Our AU friendly Next-Gen Fest, due September 5th.

Clementine's Canon Blast Fest: Time Travel, due September 27th.

Past Fests

To read the fics of our past events, see here

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Deadline extensions!

Both the Wholesome Romance Fest and the Dark Romance Fest have been extended until March 16th.

Here to join Clementine's Barn

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Hullo there, Mrs. Clementine,

Forgive me fer writin' like this, but I'm in a right pickle. I ain't one ter cry fer help, mind yeh, but I'm stumped. See, the thing is... I got myself a dragon. There, I said it. Now I know what yer gonna say. An' believe me, I ain't tryin' to cause no trouble. But he's a wee thing, an' wouldn't know how to hurt a fly. An' he ain't done nothin' wrong (well, 'cept maybe bitin' that ginger boy, but he was just bein' friendly, an' gingers are a tough breed, aren't they?).

So, what'm I s'posed to do? How can I keep this little fella hidden in me wooden hut – where he's safe – without no one ever, ever, findin' out?

Yers truly, Oversized Heart

Dear Oversized Heart,

You should take responsibility of your actions! Go to the closest authority and come clean. And don't make some eleven year olds take care of your problems, YOU are the adult here, not them.

Sincerely,

Clementine

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A Gaunt Family Tale: Ryder Gaunt

Rating: T

After a failed attempt on Cnut the Great's life, Ryder finds himself hunted through a forest as he laments the foiled assassination plot and the loss of his country.

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