#clgregret

[southparkskype]

I'd like to reserve ike, if I could!

Ike will be reserved for you now!

[moraliistic]

clgregret

good, I'm glad you're amused

[moraliistic]

shoutout to clgregret for liking a lot of my posts

idk if you're amused by them or are liking them ironically but yeah

[stanmars-blog]

theres the gay porn stan

[stanmars-blog]

clgregret replied to your post:wow!! thats a dick on my dash

I had to unfollow him because that was like. The second really really uncomfortable thing he reblogged today

I just saw someone lick a toilet seat.

Why.

Why d o people do the things they do.

[thebamfblueelf]

clgregret

"Ah Guten tag!"

[stanmars-blog]

All the text s

☀ a morning text

[ TXT: Craigifer ] Good morning.

[ TXT: Craigifer ] What did I leave at your house today

⌚ an urgent text

[ TXT: Craigifer ] CRAIG

[ TXT: Craigifer ] DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET GUM OUT OF HAIR

[ TXT: Craigifer ] I HATE SHELLY SO MUCH

❣ an affectionate text

[ TXT: Craigifer ] You’re so warm, I want to hold you forever.

❇ an angsty text

[ TXT: Craigifer ] …I don’t know, I just feel like my parents don’t understand me even when I try to talk to them? They just don’t listen.

☽ a 3AM text

[ TXT: Craigifer ] I was sitting outside watching the stars and I thought of you.

[ TXT: Craigifer ] I wish I wasn’t grounded. My mom’s watching me like a fucking hawk.

♤ a drunk text

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  c rEgg

[ TXT: Craigifer ] SO B ACK IN LIKE, FRTH grad

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  weer you sch a FLAMig HOMOSAXUAL?

✛ an awkward text

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  I,  u hhh

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  I really want to

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  Uh

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  Nevermind

❦ a happy text

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  Fuck, every time I think about the last few nights I just.

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  [Spontaneously combusts]

✿ an excited text

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  a HOT DOG COSTUME

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  WE GOT SPARKY TO WEAR A HOT DOG COSTUME

✱ an angry text 

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  Just, fucking, I don’t know

[ TXT: Craigifer ]  Block his number, one less way he can reach you.

[stanmars-blog]

on the bright side if you ever become a homeless person you can just sleep on your trombone case and all you need is a  blanket