Over heard in Hawkeyes class today;:
"Right. Sniper training Ladies and Gentleman. You're all going to sit in this room, on these uncomfortable ass chairs from IKEA and learn something. I braved IKEA for you asswipes -Natasha spent an hour debating between two different colors of god damned cream dishware. You better not make that time a waste. 'Cause I Iost five hours of my life to that Norse hell hole. I had to bring Thor just to be able to read the futzing names! Now. You're gonna sit on these MARIUS stools while I put on, what is arguably one of the most hysterical movies ever produced. Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. If any of you so much as move a facial muscle to break my attention from this film. I will shoot you with this paint ball gun. Those who succeed in not moving and not getting shot with the paintball, get to skip next weeks movies, a back to back showing of Old Yeller and Marley and Me. Which, I assure you. Could make even Brock Rumlow's terrorist ass cry. I've seen it happen Folks. Best keep real still."