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[smallidarityfan]

Theyre scheduling dates with joel guys this is a soap drama AHHSHGSSBS

[transcript]

Jimmy: I am also imagining Joel is gonna log on soon enough and die instantly—

Lizzie: Wait Joel is coming??? You want him to play Minecraft with you???

Jimmy: He's got access to come on, I just— I wish I could spend some quality time with him y'know?

Lizzie: Yeah me too! Me too man.

Jimmy: Yeah I think—

Lizzie: Watch out there's someone behind you tryna push you off a cliff

Jimmy: stop— right now

Sausage: I'M BACK I got kicked out!

Jimmy: That's alright— yeah lemme um lemme give him a message

Lizzie: Wait— Can I— How about you get him Thursdays, I'll do Tuesdays, Hermitcraft can have him... every other day of the week

Jimmy: Wait what— What day's their meeting?

Sausage: Are we talking about Joel?!

Lizzie: Yeah oh maybe Sausage could use a day too

Sausage: Oh can I have Joel too?! Can I have him on like a weird day like a Tuesday, on 4:30 in the afternoon or something...

Lizzie: Okay how about one of you gets him half of Tuesday; someone takes him on the Tuesday morning— But someone's gonna need to feed him as well...—

Jimmy: Uhh...

Sausage: Oh I'll feed him!

Lizzie: —He likes steak...

Jimmy: *laughs* he likes steak...

Sausage: You know what, I cooked a lovely Filet Mignon last night. He can have a piece

Jimmy: I don't know what that is... What is that?

Lizzie: You could probably have him 3 days he'd probably go willingly—

Jimmy: NO I'LL LEARN TO COOK FOR HIM I'LL LEARN!!!

Lizzie: *laughs* You'll learn?!

Sausage: You'll learn to cook a Filet Mignon?! You know what I do work a Sous Vide machine too!

Lizzie: OH MY GOD Stop talking Sausage you'll summon him!

Sausage: UHUH! All I have to say is Sous Vide... Medium Rare... Filet Mignon...

Lizzie: Oh you know just what to say! to steal my man!

Sausage: Hell yeah! Well I do butter basting as well, yup!

Jimmy: —I don't know what any of these words mean but annoyingly I know Joel would know? So that makes me angry...

Sausage: He would definitely know, I'm going to win all of Tuesday— Tuesday's mine, man

Jimmy: Oh gosh *laughs* "I'm gonna win all of Tuesday..."

Lizzie: Well as long as I still get to do his laundry then that's fine.

Sausage: Oh you do— I don't do laundry, you go ahead.

Lizzie: *laughs* "I don't do laundry"

(thank u for the correction i have never cooked a steak before if you couldn't tell LMAO 😭😭)

[ares857]

internet finds

[smallidarityfan]

completely normal wild life things i guess

[smallidarityfan]

AND WHAT IF I CRY RIGHT NOW....................

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Jimmy: Basically, if someone, Lizzie, or anyone asks him (Joel) to do something and he doesn't want to do it, he doesn't do it. If I ask him to do it, like hang or something, he's always like "Yeah!! Sure let's do it man!!!" — and Lizzie always gets so annoyed? So for example if Lizzie is like, "Hey Joel! You wanna like, play some games tonight?" He goes "Aww nahh I think I got that thing I'm doing bla bla bla bla" and I'd go "Hey Joel you around tonight? wanna hang out play some games or something?" He goes "Yeah!! I think I could with you!! Sure!!!" and like, we're— *shrugs* and when I say he's my babe y'know what I'm saying? He my babe. I'm the one person in this world to convince him to do stuff and hang out. I am the secret weapon.

[smallidarityfan]

Jimmy: "My fun fact is that I have, um, I have a huge huge crush on smallishbeans don't tell him 👉👈"

Joel: "oh okay I thought you were gonna say something else..."

[smallidarityfan]

This man says stuff like this about Joel genuinely like once per stream. is his target audience. just. smallidarity fans.

[smallidarityfan]

sos smallidarity.... save me.......

Transcript:

(about reviving with the fate coins)

Jimmy: So you're telling me... you're telling me that because i spoke to someone else you'd go for Fwhip first and not me. Right, guys you're making enemies of me already, this is— this is— why would you not get me?

Scott: I don't— I don't quite know how me coming here giving you two stacks of steak FOR FREE is me making an ENEMY of you??

Jimmy: You said you wouldn't give me the coin, and you would save Fwhip.

Scott: Okay if I die and Sausage dies, who would you come to save?

Jimmy: I'd come to you.

Scott: Okay I die and Oli dies.

Jimmy: *pauses*

Scott: Yeah,

Jimmy: Wait lemme think about it, let me think about it... I'd come to you! I'd come to you. He called me a silly man in his episode one—

Scott: Me or Joel dies—

Jimmy: *immediately* I'd go to Joel. I'd run to Joel. I'd run— I'd frolic through the fields to Joel. um I'd run to him. But that's okay!

Scott: If chat ever needed confirmation that Flower Husbands is dead; that was it right there.

Jimmy: *laughing* I die and Joel dies—

Scott: Him not only saying he'd pick Joel but describing it that you would frolic through fields to him like that kind of level? I'm like yeah it's dead it's gone.

Jimmy: I full sprint, I break records. To be fair I haven't even seen Joel in this series yet I don't even know where he lives

[smallidarityfan]

*kicking my feet* *twiddles hair*