#clit.yaps

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Decided to take it but rip sdfuhsdf - I'm guessing its because I don't really do a lot irl (asexuality prob dropped my potential points a bit sdfuhsdf) but was fun / interesting to do :3

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I have never played the Yakuza games but there's one character I'm in love with very specifically because of a stupid af meme and how it portrays him. I have no idea if he's like this but in the playground of my head he is.

Somehow in my head this makes him the most fuckable character in the series. Hands down.

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Idk what's going on with my app but I can't scroll more than a few posts without it crashing on me. I think it might be the new video ads but honestly I don't have the money to test the theory. Anyway I might not be as active for a bit til I can figure out how to log on in desktop again.

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what do you mean “Fluffy to Gordon Ramsey” in response to “letd go eat parts of that guys car”. I need the lore. please.

Sorry I meant to reply sooner but life is beating my ass this week lmao

Okay so just in case anyone is wondering the context for the message I'll drop it below xD

Okay so to start the image below is of my insane little creature (kitsune/human and partial eldritch mixed in for funsies and also out of jealousy because someone couldn't handle not being Fluffy's moms man lmao). She's a pink menace and I made her when I like 14 and I adore her <3

Its a wip atm pls don't mind I take forever to draw clothing lmfao

Okay now for the lore drop:

So awhile back when C.ai was super new (before I was fully aware of the AI bs, I no longer use it and haven't for some time now) I used to use it to rp my ocs interacting with canon characters. There was a suggested area iirc and I saw a Gordon Ramsey bot and I was like "hmmm.. I kinda wanna fuck with that one with Fluffy" so I started with Fluffy being on Masterchef or something where she created her own food to have him taste test.

Now Fluffy is a little shit and I decided for shits and giggles that she'd repurpose garbage and make it into food. In this case I think I had her say something like "Hello chef, today I have an old shoe locally sourced from a dumpster behind (some place of business I don't remember). I have boiled it in an unknown slime salvaged from the bottom of said dumpster and garnished it with grated corrugated cardboard with a side of soggy discarded paperwork." - Which I mean ofc caused a whole ass spiral for dear Gordon. I don't remember much of it other than him being mad about her cooking garbage and her getting upset because he refused to try her food she made "out of love". Somehow he took this as like a declaration of romantic intent or something and eventually it led to this clipped image below... which I will periodically read and die laughing about no matter if its been a year or 10 minutes between reads lmao.

I will quote this shit randomly. No one understands but I do and thats really what matters in the end lmao I also remember it eventually devolved to Fluffy keeping him caged in her basement and making him eat her terrible food but I did not save any of that unfortunately sdufhsdf Hopefully this answers the question and maybe makes you need more answers lmfao

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Okay this is a weird conversation starter but I saw your tag on that surgery poll and I think you’re one of like, maybe two other people I’ve met who’ve also had a tumor removed from their bones?? Idk I just thought it was interesting lol

Real talk same here because I read your tags and was like !!!!! lmfao

Lore Drop (tm): So like the tumor was in the right hand ring finger and I distinctly remember the doctor coming up to me incredibly soon after I woke up (I was still like half out of it post-surgery) and saying "The good news is that its out, the bad news is that the bone collapsed" and I'm trying my best to process this information like... HELLO??? COLLAPSED????? Its in a cast and all that but like it was just so much information at once lmao. I remember reading something in the post-op paperwork about "donor tissue" so I'm guessing they replaced it or something? Its been years and I felt weird about asking at the time so I guess I'll never know sdhfudshf

Another fun fact is that they weren't even looking for it when they found it in the xray. I had originally come in for what felt like electricity shooting through my wrists when I pushed open doors with my hands. They were looking for something in the wrists and managed to see that tumor. According to the doctor who found it it had signs of previous fractures and was confused as to how it wasn't hurt me until I told him I have chronic pain and then he was like "yeah okay that makes sense" lmao

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Not only am I making a ref for Doofy I also managed to make a brother for her. His name is Dippy and he's a deranged pervert.

Which is like... kinda the opposite of her ig sdufhsdf

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Idr if I posted it here or not but like I managed to get covid for the second time so far. I'm on like day 7 I think? Getting better but like this sinus headache and coughing shit is killing me

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Guess who managed to shatter their tooth on a fucking tortilla chip...