#clone commando sev rp

[ask-twelve-oh-seven]

Weekly transmission for the citizens of the HoloNet

[ask-twelve-oh-seven]

Everyone keeps talking about heated rivalry. What the kriff it actually refers to? And why did Vau punch me in the face when I asked him if he has a heated rivalry with Skirata?

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Umm… vode, where am I? @ask-twelve-six-two @ask-delta-four-oh @ask-eleven-three-eight

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@ask-delta-four-oh took this. He said, and I quote, “existential crisis caught in 4K.” Truth is, I had just cleared a compound, hadn’t eaten in 17 hours, and had way too much caf. Acid reflux is not fun.

Thanks @orangez3st for letting me use this!

[ask-twelve-oh-seven]

This is why, as a society (or a squad), we must be nice to Boss. He’d make a fine photographer whenever he decides to desert and retire.

Oi @ask-delta-four-oh, look at this cute photo of me.

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Today I found out that 38 posted this on the Delta Squad group chat (and 62 shared the cursed image to GAR All Personnel Broadcast) after the trandos got my shebs.

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So Sev... You like the sound of snapping bones you say? How about I get some chicken wings and you watch me struggle to snap them in half? 😏😏

Sure. I’ll watch. And every time you fail to snap one clean, I’ll remind you how embarrassing your bone knowledge is - because I know you tried to break the humerus instead of the ulna.

Don’t worry, though. I’ll still eat.

Nothing ruins my appetite. Not even the screeching of dying Geonosians echoing through a collapsing hive. Ahhh, love that crunchy sound they make when they die, reminds me of crispy wings.

Hot honey and spicy cajun, please. Oh, and don’t forget the dip! I like honey mustard.

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SEV!! Welcome to Tumblr 🥳 but where's your intro post dude everybody's got one. How is it you have more time sharpening your vibroblade than making a legit intro post

What’s an intro post? Is my presence not unsettling enough?

Okay, Boss told me to be nice just now. Welp.

I like long walks through enemy territory, the sound of bones snapping and cracking under my shoes, and sharpening my vibroblade while glaring at the choking void of our temporary existence. I also enjoy eating seven different kinds of tropical fruits at once, and the spicy snacks that Kal bought us for our op in Triple Zero.