#clothes... making things hard... oughhhhh

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Low effort, but here have a Zev

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Vampires SMP Thoughts: Episode 8 (Ren)

usually I try to have some little predictions before the new episodes but i just have nothing today man, I was so upset by Avid's death that i found it kinda hard to think about vsmp at all (or atleast canon, i was still working on my fanfics this past week) so. idk, I still think Abolish is most likely gonna final girl it but apropos nothing, I do also think Apo has a good chance at surviving this. I dont think she's gonna make it out human, but I feel like she could at least make it out alive. okay, now lets start

okay, thats a pretty decent excuse for why he just disappeared last episode

the fact that Scott is going out and antagonizing the oakhursters with Pyro of all people is pretty suspect to me, I wonder if this is his way of trying to kill him without being culpable

Cleo pulling out the sunflower after all this time is just pissing me off, you manipulative little liar. actually now that Im thinking about it, shes so good at that, I think she also has really good chances of making it out of this

im so glad Ren is defending Apo from Cleo, i find the way they just relentlessly dig into her upsetting

it sure is a good thing that vampires can only properly die when theyre staked, its saving us from a lot of anti-climactic deaths

why on earth are they just hanging out in the vampire-castle

oughhhhh the way Cleo just twists every single thing Apo says is making me sick

okay, I like M's stage three clothes but his hair and beard are really not it for me

i dont know why, but this conversation that Ren is having with M on the shore near the castle is making me so nervous because I feel like hes gonna turn him (or try to turn him and fail bc of the garlic, im hoping the latter)

man, writing that last bit out just made me realize that Im like, anti-vampires now. Owen killed Avid and now I no longer care for the angsty romanticism of the vampires, i just want to see them dead at the hands of humanity pretty much. that was a load-bearing favorite character

NOW M IS BULLYING APO TOO??? have they always been this mean to her or has she just become the new Avid now

a vampire has been killed and Im calling it now, thats Pyro

yoooooooooo it looks like Owen turned Legundo? I was really not expecting that, or him to show up in the middle of town just covered in blood like good god

ONE OF THE VAMPIRES KILLED THEMSELVES??? man, this was a good point for me to become anti-vampire because if I wasnt I would be very upset at how theyre dropping like flies rn

IT WAS OWEN?? okay you know what, thats the least surprising turn of events since Avid being the first person to die, but still

ngl, the way that the mechanics of how things like the beacons work keep very obviously changing is pretty frustrating to me but i guess i'll take it, its not like i can do anything about it

SHELBY KILLED PYRO????? honestly i dont know why i didnt anticipate that, i love that for them

Scott and Shelby dropping an absolutely comical amount of stakes on the floor to prove that theyre unarmed is killing me

oh its neat that Ren has art for this last bit

NO for fucks sake.... i shouldve known it couldnt end so simply and smoothly

wait, is that the end of the whole series or just renhardt's end bc he died. because if its the former, man that was really abrupt and also just kinda wild conceptually. like this whole town just murder-suicided

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This is probably a little unsatisfying just because I'm not going to continue it but I think it's easy to see where it was going, or maybe not? Shaun was going to train you by showing you how to fuck Ian while refiring to Ian as a woman, ass = pussy, cock = clit you get it

It was a rare occasion that the manor would be left nearly empty, but one you took time to enjoy. You love all your demon boyfriends but sometimes dealing with all of them can be a bit much. So you take these days to let yourself rest and regain your strength, or, that’s what you should be doing

Apparently Shaun and Ian had this little game they play when the manor is empty besides the two of them but they were kind enough to let you play with them today. You really should have said no but you just couldn’t help yourself, an opportunity like this only happens every so often, and you were already starting to feel a bit lonely. Once you agreed the two were ecstatic and Shaun asked you whether you’d like cat ears or dog ears

You decided on dog ears, you were already feeling a little hyper today and showing that in scene sounded fun. What you weren’t expecting was the accompanying tail plug and lube Shaun gave you with them, you really should have known though, most everything your boys do is sexual in some way. You decide to go along with it, not having been filled by this time of day was a little weird so the plug made you feel oddly cozy

You couldn’t help but laugh a little at Shaun and Ian’s “human clothes” when you came out of the restroom. Shaun was wearing a white button up with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, black slacks, and a cat necktie while Ian was wearing an oversized red sweater, a floor length flowy black skirt, and the cutest pink apron on top, all altered to fit their demon extremities of course. You’re not used to seeing them in human clothes while they’re still in their true forms so it all looks a bit odd but they’re both very cute. Shaun takes great care to explain the scene and get your consent before putting on your collar and easing you into your puppy space

Shuan attaches your leash before walking you just outside the kitchen where he signals you to stay “Honey, I’m home!” You can hear Ian messing with some cookware on the other side of the wall “Oh, welcome home dear, was traffic bad today? You’re usually home sooner” Shaun chuckles “Oh, nothing like that, I just thought that you’ve been working so hard to care for Moon Pie and keep the house clean that you deserved a surprise! Come on out little guy”

With the lightest tug on your collar Shaun lets you walk into the kitchen. You can’t help but smile at Ian’s little fake gasp “A puppy? Oh, I’ve always wanted a puppy!” Ian kneels down to cup your face in his hands, rubbing your noses together as he talks to you in that higher voice he always uses for your puppy space “You are just the cutest thing in the world aren’t you? Do you have a name cutie?” Shaun chuckles “They didn’t have a name for him at the shelter, maybe you could pick one?” Ian’s eyes light up

“I get to name them!? Ok, um, how about…Cutie” You wag your tail at your new name “Aw, I think they like it. Alright little Cutie let’s get you some dinner” You happily follow them around the kitchen as they make a fake “human dinner” and you have to stop yourself from laughing at the things Ian says are going in the pot “Hm, cinnamon, mint, little ketchup, maybe a hot dog or two…”

After “dinner”, it’s not even noon yet, Ian and Shaun go to the living room and cuddle up on the couch “Can Cutie sit on the couch with us? Please?” You can’t help but wag your tail as Shaun looks down at you on the floor “Hmm, I don’t know. Only good puppies get to sit on the couch” Shaun holds his hand out “Paw”

Oughhhhh yesssss forcefem Ian and petplay and topping while Shaun tells you what to do and !!!!!!

Also lmao I love them pretending to be human it's so funny, never let incubus Ian into a kitchen dear god 😂