Panties for Christmas 😠
So you know how your parents buy you clothes for Christmas, and you’re feeling kinda sad because you didn’t get that sweet sweet Nintendo DSi XL or Xbox game like you’ve been asking for? Well it seems the suffering never stops.
Me and my girlfriend have been apart for a while during this pandemic to keep each other safe, though we still keep in contact. I remember telling hew how much I wanted a Nintendo switch and how awesome it would be to have one for months now. We’ve bought each other Christmas and she tells me that she opens hers and is very happy and excited that she got the new purse and massive box of chocolates that she absolutely LOVES. She couldn’t stop thanking me for it. Then it came time for me to open my present, so I text her and tell her that I’m going to open it, she replies with a winky face emoticon “;)”. I grab the present, it’s kind of small, but also soft. The smile on my face goes to a neutral look of curiosity, though I try to stay happy. I take off the wrapping paper and take out the present. You know what she got me? Panties... She sent me her bra and panties for Chrsitmas. I text her asking if her underwear was my present, she said it is and that they’re soiled and she hopes I like it.
.... WHY!? I TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES I WANTED THAT NINTENDO SWITCH SO MANY FREAKING TIMES!! HOW CAN YOU NOT GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!? I’D BOUGHT YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO BUY YOU, WHICH WAS A PURSE AND A HUGE BOX OF CHOCOLATES. BUT WHEN I ASK FOR A NINTENDO SWITCH THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND WRAP IT IN PAPER!? THAT’S STUPID! THAT’S STUPISD! THAT IS STUPID!! YOU’D HAVE TO BE THE DUMBEST, CHEAPEST, RUDEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE EARTH TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. JUST BUY MY A NINTENDO SWITCH! YOU KNOW PEOPLE HATE IT WHEN THEY GET CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS! SO WHY WOULD YOU GET ME CLOTHES!? WHY WOULD YOU GET ME CLOTHES!? YOU BOUGHT ME CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS! I DIDN’T EVEN BUY YOU CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS! IF I WANTED CLOTHES I WOULD HAVE ASKED MY MOM AND GRANDMA TO BUY ME SOMETHING, BUT AT LEAST THE CLOTHES THEY GET ME AREN’T DIRTY AND ALREADY USED. IF YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE ME CLOTHES YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST WASHED THEM OR BOUGHT NEW ONES OG GOT THEM IN MY SIZE OR I DON’T KNOW... GET ME ME ACTUAL CLOTHING THAT A MALE WOULD WEAR!! YOU DISRESPECTFUL CHEAP WASTE OF TIMES, I SHOULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT YOU ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, I SHOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN YOU ANYTHING AT ALL! i SPENT HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS GETTING YOU YOUR GIFT AND YOU DIDN’T SPENT A SNINGLE SENT GETTING ME MINE. AND MAIL DELIVERY IF FREE, SO DON’T EVEN TRY TO SAY THAT YOU PAID FOR THAT!! YOU REALLY THINK I WILL PAY HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR YOUR GIFT WHILE YO U PUT IT LESS THAN MIMIMAL EFFORT FOR MINE? IT TOOK ME HOURS AND DAYS TO GET YOUR PRESENT AND IT TOOK YOU MEER SECONDS TO GET MINE! <big>GIVE ME MY FREAKING NINTENTO SWITCH YOU STUPID WHORE! I WANT MY GAMING SYSTEM! BUY ME MY NINTENDO SWITCH RIGHT NOW! I TELL YOU, IF YOU DON’T BUY MY MY FREAKING NINTENDO SWITCH RIGHT NOW I’LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT, YOU’LL REGRET IT! BUY ME MY NINTENDO SWITCH! I WANT MY NINTENDO SWITCH! AND GO AND BUY ME SMASH BROS, MINECRAFT, AND ANIMAL CROSSING WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!!!!</big>