#clotpoleandsorcerer

[ghostseh]

clotpoleandsorcerer replied to your post: i have to make a comic for school i have exactly...

dicks

of course you would say that

[ghostseh]

WHY WERE YOU HAVING SEX IN A FIELD?!?!

LET ME SCREENSHOT WHRE I LIVED TWO YEARS AGO AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO

[ghostseh]

GO TO ANN SUMMERS AND BUY THE CHOCOLATE BODY SAUCE. I SWEAR TO GOD IT IS THE BEST THING ON THIS EARTH. PROCEED TO LICK OFF HOT GUY. SORRY, I GOT TO THE FOOD PART IN YOUR OVERLY SEXUAL ASK PROMPTS OMG

I hope you realise that it’s not getting hold of chocolate thats the problem here iT’S THE GETTING HOLD OF HOT GUY TO POUR IT ON

EDIT: i DIDN'T MEAN TO PUBLISH THIS DAMN IT

[librarianoftheclayr]

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE A GENIUS!!! CONGRATS ON THE A*s, YOU MUST HAVE WORKED IMPOSSIBLY HARD FOR THEM!!! REALLY!!!! I'm so so so so happy for you!!! If you don't mind my asking - what did you do your a-levels in and what are you studying at uni? And what college, too? But seriously congrats and hugs and all the best wishes in the world!!! Really well done!!!

OH MY GOD THANK YOU I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK I MANAGED IT THIS IS INSANE

I did Biology, Chemistry, Maths and Physics (I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact I got an A* in Biology, I was convinced I'd get a B) and I'm going to study medicine at St Edmund Hall. (I can't believe I can say that without adding a 'hopefully' to the end! Like, this is actually going to happen!)

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

well since people are talking about burning things: i have a crystal ball and when i first got it, i very stupidly kept it on the windowsill. -god windowsill is such a weird word isn't it? (sorry i'm drunk)- anyhow one sunny morning i woke up to a sizzling sound to find sunlight reflecting/refracting within the crystal ball and burning this massive line/hole in a big plastic bottle of cream. to this day i am happy it was there; i could have set something like my curtains on fire and well then...

OH MY GOD CIRCE

so you managed to burn a hole through a plastic bottle via crystal ball

I just sat here trying to come up with a good pun and I’m exhausted I literally have nothing to give you 

I’m sorry

(sleepover stories)

[ghostseh]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING POETRY DO YOU READ

[eclectictsunami]

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURLIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN :)

Favorite Male Character: Merlin ofc also GWAAAAAAAAINEEE

Favorite Female Character: GWEN THE ONCE AND FUTURE QUEEN

Least Favorite Character: Agravaine please go away Agravaine

Favorite Ship: HA HA HA HA HA GUESS (that meant Merlin/Arthur obviously) Also a fan of Gwen/Morgana and GWAINE/ME

Favorite Quote: Anything Merlin and Arthur said when they were being nice to each other???? “There’ll never be another one like you” BOYS PLEASE

Worst Character Death: LOL CAN WE NOT

This made me so happy you have no idea moment: Queen Gwen bitchez

Saddest Moment: HA HA HA CAN WE NOT two words: thank you. 

Favorite Location: Ealdor tbh 

[brolinmerthurendlesslove]

Happy birthday! (I really home it is your birthday today or I'm going to look like a right fool ;D) Also *whispers* your side gif jesus fucking christ I have a heartattack eaCH TIME IT LOOPS

Ahahaha yes it's still my birthday here in Italy xD thank you my dear! and yes everytime I look at my sidebar my breath stop because Bradders offering his arm to Cols :'D i mean asdfg;asdfgh those silly boys ♥