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they are birbs
Inspired by this video.
Wei Wuxian: I don't really care if I get in trouble. Life's too short to worry about rules! Eat ass, smoke grass, go fast, yanno?
Nie Huaisang: Um...
Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is standing right behind me, isn't he?
Jiang Cheng: Yup.
Wei Wuxian: Is he glaring at me like an angry school teacher?
Nie Huaisang: Uh-huh.
Wei Wuxian: Fuck that's hot.
Lan Wangji: What?
Wei Wuxian: What?
Jiang Fengman really said 'yeah hes just like that keep up the good work' after Lan Qiren absolutely lost his mind complaining about Wei Wuxians bad influence
White Ribbon, Red Silk by deliciousblizzardshark
White Ribbon, Red Silk
by deliciousblizzardshark (@deliciousblizzardshark)
M, 16k, Wangxian
Summary: Lan Wangji doesn't have any other options when he wraps his Lan sect ribbon around Wei Ying's wrist to save him, but as he prepares for their resulting marriage he realizes that he does have a choice in how he treats Wei Ying and whether he puts in the effort to make their relationship succeed. or “You think I’m tedious,” Lan Zhan said. “Well, you are a little,” Wei Ying muttered. “Sometimes. But you’re also very smart. Aiya, don’t hold that against me!” “You don’t want to be married to me!” Lan Zhan exclaimed. Wei Ying stared at him. “You don’t want… to be married to me either, I thought.” he said, confused. “I didn’t think you did anyway. You don’t like me at all! You’re always trying to avoid me and scowling at me! Why are you upset?” Lan Wangji didn’t know why he was upset. He glared at Wei Ying and turned away, walking faster than was appropriate to the kitchens. Kay's comments: This was so cute!! Pure Wangxian getting engaged and speed-married during the Cloud Recesses Study Arc without anything bad happening ever! I really needed this. Mojo's comments: So sweet: indeed, it is soft boys being soft.
pov lan wangji, canon divergence, everybody lives, sect leader wen qing, no sunshot campaign, cloud recesses study arc, the cloud recesses rabbits, gusu lan forehead ribbon, arranged marriage, accidental marriage, first time, intimacy, fluff and humor, no angst, soft lan wangji/wei wuxian, feelings realization, first kiss
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do you think they'll be able to rope JC into this plot? i have high hopes but you never know with grape boy....
shortly after this lan qiren posted a new rule: "disciples shall not lounge about in a whorish manner."
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A love built on stillness. Lan Xichen doesn't chase or rush. Your bond grows like ink on parchment,slow, graceful, and impossible to erase.
You bring laughter into his life. The first time he hears you really laugh,loud and unfiltered,he just watches you, eyes soft, as if he’s memorizing the moment like a rare flower blooming.
He doesn’t flirt. He cherishes. The way he pours you tea, the way he listens intently, the way he adjusts your robes if they’re slipping—all tender acts of devotion.
You call him Zewu-jun in front of others, but privately? He melts when you whisper “Xichen” with that look in your eyes.
Quality time. He doesn’t need grand gestures. Just sitting beside you in the library, reading quietly with your fingers occasionally brushing, is more intimate than any ballad.
If you’re injured, he remains calm outwardly but you’ll wake up with him seated at your bedside, his eyes rimmed with exhaustion, whispering “You came back to me.”
You once got caught in a dispute with another sect. Lan Xichen smiled politely during the meeting and dismantled their entire argument in four measured sentences. They didn’t even realize they’d lost until hours later.
Mornings are sacred. He makes you tea before you wake. You often find flower petals placed on your scrolls, or rare books he found in town “that reminded me of you.”
He’s surprisingly good at fixing things with his hands,hairpins, seals, even weaving. Once, he mended your sleeve by moonlight when you fell asleep early. You never noticed, but he did it with a small smile.
He plays the guqin for you when you're anxious. The sound of his music feels like a lake at dawn,pure, steady, endless.
He doesn’t raise his voice. But when he’s hurt or frustrated, he grows quiet. You can see it in how he won’t meet your eyes, in how his shoulders slope just slightly more.
He’s terrified of betrayal not because of what it does to him, but because he thinks it makes him weak for not seeing it coming. It takes time for him to trust his heart again.
Jiang Cheng watching wei wuxian flirt with lan wangji for the nth time that day during the cloud recesses arc: