Feb 17
A customer gave me their Seal of Approval
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A customer gave me their Seal of Approval
Found this tucked under my register
Hey furries come get your dragon milk at your local [nondescript grocery store]
I cant handle how normal people talk sometimes, what do you MEAN this is a normal thing to say???
Something about really masc dudes gender affirming me in this way, always turns me into a fruit
So a customer was talking about this really good grilled cheese he makes, and I said something like "ooo that sounds good, ill have to make that some time :]"
Two hours pass, and the same guy comes in WITH THE GRILLED CHEESE!!!!
It's tartar sauce, mini shrimp, crimini mushrooms, and american cheese. It's just as good as I thought it would be. Best break ever
Was complaining about how hungry I was at work, and then suddenly announcement for LAYBOR DAY FEAST IN THE BREAK ROOM
I AM THE UNIVERSE'S FAVORITE
Coworker just brought me a peach (favorite flavor) energy drink (much needed) like bro, do you want your dick sucked?? Because this is how you get your dick sucked