Clover Clips! | Reverse Isekai AU
• Black Clover • Burakku Kurōbā • Shorts •
☘︎ Notes ☘︎
> Gender-Neutral Reader
> Reader likes plants
> Reader is feisty
> Fluff/silly
> Silly little tidbits from my Black Clover: Reverse Isekai fic. Intended to be just as silly as the original Clover Clips.
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☘︎ It’s Not a Competition ☘︎
Y/n: Hey, can one of you help me with laundry?
Asta: I’ll get all of them done! You won’t even be able to lift a finger, Yuno!
Yuno: Oh, yeah? You won’t be able to touch a single cloth before I wash them spotless.
Y/n: It’s not a competition…
Y/n: Hmm. I don’t think I can water all the plants before I go to work…
Asta: Leave them to me, Y/n! Those plants will never see it coming!
Yuno: No, I’ll do it, Y/n. I’ll even get it done before you leave.
Y/n: It’s not a competition… And why does the way you guys word it make me worry for my plants?
Y/n: The vacuum…did someone break it?
Asta: No, but if I were to break it, I’d do it twice as fast as Yuno!
Yuno: Says the runt who got beaten to it, and I can assure you I was faster.
Y/n: It’s not a competition! And how dare you break my vacuum again, Yuno!
☘︎ Y/n the Mage ☘︎
Asta: I wonder what kind of mage Y/n would be if they came into our world.
Yuno: They like plants. Perhaps they would have plant magic, like the Blue Rose Captain.
Imagined Plant Magic! Y/n: Go go plants!
Asta: Or maybe because they can cook well, they’d have cooking magic!
Imagined Cook Magic! Y/n: I’ll make the boys their favorite pop potatoes!
Yuno: I dunno…they can be pretty fierce sometimes, especially when we break stuff. Perhaps they’d have dark magic, like your Captain.
Imagined Dark Magic! Y/n: I’ll break your necks for this!
Asta: AAAAA! Why do they sound and scowl like Captain Yami?!
Y/n: What are they up to over there?
☘︎ Hop Potato? Pop Potato! ☘︎
Children on TV: Hop potato! Hop potato! Hot potato! Stop!
Asta: Pop potato?! Where is it? I don’t see it!
Y/n: No no, they said ‘hot potato’, Asta. Pop potatoes don’t exist in my world.
Asta: Aw. I got excited… But I still don’t see the potato.
Y/n: It’s just a game where you sit in a circle and pass an item to the person next to you. Do it as fast as you can so you don’t end up on ‘stop’, otherwise you’re out.
Asta: Ooh ooh! We should play!
Y/n: Alright.
Y/n, Yuno, and Asta sit in a circle, passing around a ball.
Y/n: Hot potato! Hot potato! Hot Potato! St-
Asta: Pop potato?!
Y/n: Stop! No Asta, I said pop potato. No, I mean pot potato! No, I mean-
Yuno: I think you broke them, Asta…
☘︎ Lucky You, Lucky Luck ☘︎
Y/n: Thinking back on the first day, it surprises me how destructive you two were.
Asta: Honestly, I think you’re lucky that Luck didn’t come with us.
Y/n: My vase! Luck!
Luck: Oopsie, sorry about that, hahaha! You have such a small house!
Y/n: Luck! Did you beat up that guy?!
Luck: I got bored! He was picking on someone so he deserved it anyway.
Y/n: Luck, for the last time, you can’t use your magic in my house!
Luck: Aww, but at this rate I’ll die from boredom!
Y/n: …You know what? I’ll give you something to die from…
Luck: H-Huh?
Asta: Actually…maybe Luck is lucky he won’t have to face Y/n’s wrath…
Y/n: Hey! I’m not that mean!
☘︎ Luck on the Loose! ☘︎
Asta: You know, now that I think about it, Luck would go way more insane than we did when we arrived.
Yuno: How so?
Asta: He’d beat up the machines and race cars.
Luck: Just try and outrace me, you hunk of metal!
Police: Put your hands up where we can see them, kid!
Asta: And then he would fight the police.
Luck: Y/n says I can’t use my magic outside, so I’ll just have to use my fists! You’re so lucky~.
Police: AAA! This kid is insane!
Asta: And then, when he gets arrested and goes to court, he’ll fight the judges.
Luck: Take that, and that!
Judge: You are guilty! So guilty!
Yuno: That does add up to my impression of him…
☘︎ You Know ☘︎
Y/n: Hey, Yuno. Does it ever trick you when someone says the words ‘you know’, making you think they called you?
Yuno: Actually, yes. Whenever it happens, I try to pretend I didn’t get tricked and I’m just interested in what they have to say.
Y/n: Aww, that’s kind of cute, but I’m also sorry you have to live with that.
Yuno: I-It’s not cute.
Y/n: You know…
Yuno: Yes?
Y/n: See? Adorable!
Yuno: Y/n…
☘︎ Rhyming with Asta ☘︎
Y/n has taken Asta and Yuno grocery shopping. Asta looks around, impressed at the labels.
Asta: Hey look! It has my name on it!
Y/n: ‘Angel hair pasta’. You’re right!
Asta: And over there!
Y/n: ‘Hasta luego!’ The sign does say Asta in it.
Asta: And here too!
Y/n: A magazine about Astatine… I don’t think you want to share a name with this…
Asta: Huh, why not?
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