#clown crew

[uniquethingtastemaker]

More Rook x Observant Reader:

“I… don’t want to do this wavy, girly dance move,” Epel quietly rejects.

Your eyes widen. This child has no preservation instincts. While you internally gawk, you try to look on the bright side. At least Epel voices his opinions rather than hiding them. The sexism is easier to treat that way. If he hid it, then there would be no hope in rehabilitating him.

(You gotta look on the bright side when you have someone so dumb. Honestly, Epel is an honorary member of the Clown Crew, but Jack isn’t. He’s a special smart boy with Ortho. Sebek? Sebek’s absolutely apart of the “Clown Crew — Honorary Edition”… Our crocodile boi would probably hear that and go, “YES! I AM HONORABLE, HUMAN! YOU KNOW ME WELL!”

(Yep, that’s Sebek for you. I miss writing for my crass crocodile child)

[dustin-redfin]

Bsky: 7 March 2026

I just wanted to make a smiling friends joke

[puppycats-tummy]

its Him appreciation time.

[kikissh]

i drew @worthikids' Big J from Wire.... please let big j know i love her...🤡♥ also the rest of them, too❗

[tomakechi]

[sugarcoated-eloquence]

tag yourself but:

anne boleyn is blue

howard, parr or cleves is grey

(credit to me for the pic and @sweetestrequiems for the labeling)

[askthiscpblog]

Can I get some candy pop/cane hcs?? If you do them ☺

((We do headcanons!))

Pop

1) Loves to play with LJ if he gets a chance, circus bros ftw

2) If he gets angry, tends to let a more bestial side out 

3) Purrs when happy

Cane

1) Gets mistaken for a bad Harley Quinn all the time, and tend to hit people who think that

2) Enjoys seeing how much she can toy with people before killing them

3) Will punch LJ in the nose to see if that pointy bastard can break

[parcai]

Wait what happened to all your funnier anons and kit nation?

i'd say idk but that'd be lying.

i haven't been as active these days, so there's that, but there's also the fact that the last time i really clowned with caitlyn and dee...it got a little out of hand with the fanfics y'all sent. especially one that was sent to dee that made her uncomfortable.

so i basically said to be careful with what you send, and then look at that, the inbox BLEW up as if it was that one friday i shut down and closed submissions and everything all over again.

basically, they left because they love the clown talk but hate being held responsible for their actions. privilege ❤

anyway i'm special bc dee said so, and that's why they hate me. 💔 i'll clown again when i'm in the mood. 😌😍