#clown shitposts

[notevenawellknownclown]

I’d like to put forth the argument that both Gale and Astarion would (hide the fact that they) watch reality television but in different fonts.

Gale watches the great British baking show and Hell’s Kitchen (hotel hell and kitchen nightmares too)

Astarion watches 90 day fiance and the real housewives and big brother

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This is brought to you by any and all Gordon Ramsay shows being my comfort shows. I can’t help but imagine curling up on the couch with Gale and him commenting on how preposterous it is that none of the chefs can cook chicken properly or make a proper risotto.

[notevenawellknownclown]

so im finally in the underdark and i can officially confirm that nere is a little bitch

[notevenawellknownclown]

my partner and i co-oped bg3 yesterday and he ran into certain dialogues before i did and i felt like the dude in shrek

telling him to pick certain dialogue options and then he'd say "YOU can play an evil drow if you want to but I'M playing a goodie two shoes paladin i'm not picking that option that's gross" (it was when you could get the gnoll to eat herself with mind control)

and that made me mad bc it's MY playthrough but then seconds later he was nice to someone that i would have been rude to and he got the password to their hideout or whatever -_-

haha love you babe thanks <3