#clownmas

[w-a-f-e]

DAY 2: Different Universe

This is just me wanted to draw my clown boys, because heheheheheh funny clowns. I decided to have more fun with this one because I found cursed clown images.

OG photos

[welcometotheballpit]

A Christmas Clownery

‘Twas the night before clownmas and throughout the dimension

The things that were stirring were beyond comprehension.

Through the halls there wandered a clown or two,

making merry with goblets of steaming clown brew

‘Hark!’ said a clown, her hand to her ear,

‘For I do believe that ceiling clown is near!’

The clowns hooped and hollered and honked with delight,

and they went to where ceiling clown would come in the night.

And ceiling clown did arrive, melting through what is and what wasn’t

To deliver to good clowns a most enjoyable present

“W̴̨̮̾̑Ê̴̺̒R̴̭͑͝E̴̹̜̍̆ ̷̳̕Y̵͇̅̚O̷̞͒U̷̙͖̿͂ ̸̫́G̶̟̜͂Ò̶̰̻͆Ò̸̹̈D̶͓̈ ̸͎̈́C̷̘͒L̸̹͆̈O̷̝͕̍̑W̴̰̑̕N̶̫̂̕S̵̛̫̚ ̸͖͚́̕T̷͈͐H̷̟͚͊I̷̤̟͛̉S̶̺̾̀ ̶̲͒̑Y̷̻̋Ȅ̸̜̑Ặ̵̣̆R̷̢̳͌?̸̙̍̋ The ceiling clown did crow,

“N̸̻͌Ê̵̺V̸͕̎͜E̵͎͒̈́R̵̲͙̉M̸̠͈͑́I̸̛̥N̴̬̈́D̴͓͖̂“ He chuckled, “I̶͗͗͜ ̴̧̥͛̍A̴͚̐̒͜L̷͚͔̂R̸̨͛ͅẸ̸̲̓͑Ã̴̝̹̒D̵̪̍͜Ÿ̷̨͉́̊ ̴̯͖͋͋K̶͖̂̒N̴̮͋͘O̶̥̭̒̑W̸̭̬̿̐“

“T̵̜̏Ḧ̵͚́I̷̼͐S̴̹͝ ̵͇̉Y̶̹͠E̷̦͠A̴̧͂R̴͉̅ ̸̝̃Í̶͎'̵͈͒V̸̢̓É̸͓ ̷͉͌Ṫ̶͕Ȁ̸͙S̴̯͑T̶̞̊Ë̸͚́D̶̹͘ ̷͉͗Y̸̦͝Ö̵͙́Ụ̴͒R̸̗̽ ̶̧̍Ḑ̵̀R̷̼̈́Ę̸͠A̶̻̎M̸͖̌S̶̛͇,̵̧̒ ̶̰͝Y̷̯̓Ŏ̵̡U̵̠͌Ŕ̷ͅ ̴̠̅Ḧ̶̯O̴̗̾P̸̙͋Ē̸̯S̵̛̭ ̸̮̕Ä̸̖́Ṅ̷̡D̵͕͐ ̸̪̏Y̷̼̽Ȯ̷̡Ǘ̸͇Ŕ̴̥ ̸̙͆T̶̮̀Ḧ̷́͜O̵̞̾Ų̴̔G̸͖͊H̵͇̏T̵͈̓S̸̘̔”

“A̷̧̽Ṅ̴͈D̷̘̓ ̶̝̅Ì̴̙V̴̡̇E̵̘̍ ̵͍́Ć̶̢O̸̟̐M̴̳͐Ë̴̖́ ̸̮̒T̶͚́Ọ̴͊ ̶̜̀R̶̖͋Ė̷̹Ť̶͍U̷͇͐R̵̞̚N̸̛̦ ̸̍ͅṰ̶̐H̵͖̋E̴͔͒M̴̙̿ ̸̹͗W̷͉̎I̷̲͑T̵̢̈H̵̘̔ ̷̪̑Ã̷͜ ̸̗͆B̸̻̀O̷͍͒W̵͈̋ ̵̼͘A̴̔ͅN̷̘̿D̸̩͒ ̷̘̑Ã̷̰ ̷̞̔B̶͔͝O̸͕͌X̶̒͜“

And with that he extended his tongue,

from which a beautiful gift was hung.

It was glistening with glitter and wrapping and spittle,

And from the 4th dimension it was somehow both large and little.

The clowns opened the box with a good hearty cheer,

and found within their dreams and hopes of the past year.

They cried and they honked as they remembered good times,

Their chuckles, their jokes, their songs and their rhymes.

For Clownmas is a time to remember who you are,

Anchoring yourself in kindness and loving friends near and far,

And with that the Ceiling clown faded with a chuckle and a wave,

and bid ado until the next Clownmas eve.

[garrycsart]

Secret Santa present for my friend :0)

[welcometotheballpit]

Merry Clownmas! And a happy new Fear!

[miraclesallupinhere]

On the fourth day of Clownmas, my moirail gave to me... Four Fanfic Recs!

The Serendipity Gospels: http://archiveofourown.org/works/335176/chapters/541856 Gamzee/Terezi Adult trolls, subjugglator culture, legislacerator culture, 130K words, unfinished. The fourth most read fanfiction in the entire Homestuck fandom, and it's easy to see why. So ripe with clown culture it's a subjug lover's staple fanfic. 

Price Of Forgiveness: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1752749/chapters/3745799 Gamzee/GHB Mostly porn not going to lie to you, subjugglator culture, growing trolls, subjug history, 250K words, unfinished. If you like your fics porny then this is the fic for you. If you don't then still give it a shot. It's made to fill a kink meme prompt but the world building is exceptional and it's a plot-twist roller coaster. (Other mod note: I don’t like porn in general esp this type of porn but I liked this)

Let's See How Far You've Come: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4252185 Gamzee/Eridan Subjugglator culture, seadweller culture, adult trolls, black romance, oneshot, 8K words, finished. A rarepair but the culture is so exquisite it's well worth a read. Shows how the Subjugglators are seen by other Alternian professions which is a refreshing stance on things, with plenty of humour and angst to boot.

Blackeyed:  http://archiveofourown.org/works/1107025/chapters/2227577 Gamzee/Sollux, Kurloz/Mituna, GHB/Psiioniic, Human AU, 49K words, drug use, lots of circus stuff hell yes. A slightly less rare rarepair, and thoroughly excellent characterisation all the way through. Domestic Captors too, which is a big plus.

[miraclesallupinhere]

On the third day of Clownmas, my moirail gave to me... Three Troll Titles!

:o)

In Which A Blueblood Ruffiannihilator from the Big City Visits his Ex-Matesprit at her Office Celebration of 12th Perigees Eve, Only to Have the Building be Attacked by a Rag-Tag Squad of Hunterrorists Attempting to Take Hostages as a Ruse to Cover for their Heist on the Office’s Vault and the Treasure Contained Within. Containing 26 Deaths, Several Passionate Embraces, and the Punching of a Tealblood Journalistic, Much to the Relief of the Audience.

:o(

In Which A Pre Pubescent Teal Blooded Three Sweep Old Troll Assumed To Be Entirely Incapable Of Supporting Himself In A Day To Day Setting Is Left Behind As His Lusus And Fourteen Hatchmates Embark On A Group Outing Which Removes Them From The Province For A Reasonable Amount Of Time In Which He Is Expected To Panic And Suffer But Somehow Survives With A Mixture Of Dumb Luck, Prior Planning, Improper Use Of Paint Cans, And Pillaging His Hatchmates' Reserves Of Food And Monetary Tender. Featuring Two Incompetent Hive-Plunderers Who Are Improbably Thwarted In Their Efforts To Overpower A Three Sweep Old, By Means Of A Series Of Appropriately Childish Traps Somehow More Complex Than Anything Created To Date By The State's Team Of Master Tacticians And Torturuffians, And An Old Troll Past His Cull-By-Date Who Is Believed To Be Responsible For Harm Which Has Befallen A Troll Within A Neighbouring Lawn Ring But Actually Only Has The Protaginist's Best Interests Within His Withered Pusher

:o)

A Classic Cartoon in Which A Mutant Greenblood Attempts to Steal the Festivities and Accoutrements Associated with 12th Perigee’s Eve From the Town below His Cave, With the Aid of his Dog-Lusus Disguised as an Appropriate Seasonal Animal, But After Completing his Plan, Discovers that The Townsfolk Have Adequate Christmas Spirit to Continue With Their Celebrations and has A Change of Heart. Also Containing Several Musical Numbers and One Ridiculously Cute Child.

[miraclesallupinhere]

On the second day of Clownmas, my moirail gave to me... Two Voice Headcanons!

@sunslip​ : My personal headcanon for the Grand Highblood’s voice is Tom Jones. To be fair, I thought he sang You Sexy Thing aka I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES/WHERE YA FROM/YOU SEXY THING (which is also my hc GHB flirting style augh) but sadly that was someone else. But by the time I realised my mistake I was knee deep in Tom Jones Voice Headcanon Hell. 

For your consideration: Sunny Afternoon / Whoaoao / what if u shipped him with the disciple tho

@squeezedoutofmiracles : The lead singer of Sigur Ros, here.