Dating Cher Horowitz includes...
[Gay!mommy4lyfe that's all I have to say]
You both knew each other from middle school to high school
Well, you knew her she didn't know you (*^_^*)
(You just weren't in her social pyramid level is all sweetie<3)
That was until when you both reached high school. You were still not as relevant as Cher
But you had caught her eye sophomore year
She didn't know why she didn't just ask up if you wanted to go on a date just like when she did it with other boys
Boys
that was her answer, you weren't a boy "a dog" as she would say, you were a girl she never felt a way for other genders except male (ew m*n)
So she took it step by step and tried to keep it a secret until she was actually ready
Too bad (LMFAOOOO) Tai and Dionne had found out after they saw her writing down how she felt about you <3
Homophobia sadly was a thing but we all know Dionne and tai didn't think different of her. But it was what others thought of her
Yeah, yeah sad she can't get you then got you, learned not to have anyone get to her head blah blah
LET'S GET THE JUICY STUFF BRO-SKIS AND THEY-BRO-SKIS
Just like Murray and Di she has you around but like it's so worrying for everyone else because she wants you everywhere with her ::>_<::
Even though people think she doesn't have any emotions for others or sympathy, you know it's all cap
SHE'S SO NICE AND A BABY AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE GO LOOK AT THAT GIF AGAIN AND EAT TOENAILS BRUH FR FR🙄👩❤️👩
She always wants to go shopping and people think she just needs a bag holder but really she wants to buy you things (more like everything in the store) (📸caught in 4k yo...)
You have this bet with her that if she does her homework when you guys have a study date and doesn't try to argue her way to getting a better grade with the teacher, you'll give her a kiss
She always wants to go on a date with you and ofc you'll accept it until she takes you the a luxury diner starts spending more than you thought
You never knew but she always take time out of her day to be grateful for you and knows she didn't deserve you and yet you chose to be with her <3
Her dad doesn't Technically like you due to changing her from arguing with the school and not caring to actually listening and caring about the world and making sense when talking about Haitians and not R.S.V.P
and Josh, when he did realize his feelings for her she did have feelings for him but her feelings for you were more stronger and bigger. Bitch neva backed off from her🙄👊
She has these moments where she'll stare at you and just want to drape you in a blanket and hide you from the world since you just mean so much to her (MY HEART <///3)
Fuck your basic school lunch you had before, now she always gets food from places you've never been too nor ever want to spend money on, and gives it to you with a kiss on the cheek and everyone just...stares (′▽`〃)
She don't gaf about everyone else and just makes the loudest "MUWAH" on your lips sometimes :D
Since you weren't ALWAYS the greatest person people ever set their eyes on, you found yourself getting picked on by people you've never even met😃-
Mom!Cher comes walking in and just whispers in their ear and the just stare and her realizes it's THE Cher Horowitz and just drop you, apologizes to you and her and just runs away
Not all heroes wear capes guys😩🤞
She could drive you anywhere you wanna go, geez she would drive you to San Francisco if it made you happy
She'd also drop everything she had to do that day just to see you even if you live farther from Beverly Hills
Even though you don't want her spending so much money on you she doesn't have another way to thank you for everything from support to love <333